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Old 01-21-2018, 06:51 PM   #1321
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Ruby: “Pirates of the Caribbean plus Flintstones, right?”

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Kay: “Just to let you know, that leaves the psychopath and the cheerleader alone in a room, together.”

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Kay: “Hey, dinosaurs are real. It could be worse.”
Tabi (NPC): “HOW COULD IT BE WORSE!?”
Kay: “I walk away, I can’t believe she asked that question.”

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Ben (NPC): “Best way to take care of your tools? For you? Don’t leave town.”

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Rick (NPC): “They don’t need to bet mixed up with that trollop.”
Rick (PC; OOC): “Wait, tell me more.”
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Old 01-28-2018, 10:04 AM   #1322
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Jurgen: Well, we've captured this ship, and you know how to sail it.
Sophie: Yes!
Jurgen: We boarded it from a flying carpet, you're the only one of us who knows how to sail, the surviving crew would rather die than help, it's the middle of the night, and we're off an unknown coast. How about we anchor until dawn?
Sophie: Good idea!
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Old 01-28-2018, 03:37 PM   #1323
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*seeing a group of adventurers standing beside a funeral pyre

PC: "looks like you overcooked your Dwarf"
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:58 PM   #1324
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Rick (OOC): “You’re going to get a dinosaur stencil so you can count his kills and paint them on his flank?”
Kay (OOC): “Oooh, yeah!”
GM (OOC): “Nah, on his frill, so they can see what he’s done.”

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Rick (OOC): “First, you can tell me what sort of accent that’s supposed to be.”

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Ruby (OOC): “If you tell me to go to a giant, hairy man and ask for “cuddles,” I want to know what I’m getting into.”
Ruby (OOC): “I was talking to a guy in the shed, and he said to come ask you for “cuddles.””

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Ruby (OOC): “I’m going to genetically engineer “snugglebees.””

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Ruby (OOC): “I like giant, Russian, MMA Santa. He’s very nice.”

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Ruby (OOC): “Is there a skill branch for training giant, killer bees? If so, I want to go down that branch.”

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Kay: “I think we should hire a combat monkey when we get back to Stonehead Outpost.”
Ruby: “I think you two are coming along nicely.”
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Old 01-31-2018, 01:56 PM   #1325
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"I have a list of rooms and bag full of flashbangs. Let's start problem solving!"
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Old 02-01-2018, 06:11 AM   #1326
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"He lost a donkey race. What can be more humiliating than that?"

"Other than participating in one in the first place?"
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:04 PM   #1327
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"Ok, that establishes that the rat swarm didn't infect the ghoul with any disease and the ghoul didn't infect the rat swarm either."

"I wonder if there is a Disease Miscibility Table and what happens when you roll a 00?"

"That's the third former First Mate of Harrigan's we've gone through in 2 weeks."

"I'm sure it's even harder on him."

"You know, I think cat scratch fever may be slightly more severe among pirates."

"Oh? OH! Hooks!"

"Now this is what I call a _party_! The healing potions have little umbrellas in them!"

"I'd like all of you pirates who formerly belonged to Harrigan's former fleet know that StarFleet is recruiting. The line for HR forms on the left. The line for being eaten by sharks forms on the right."

"Dibs on Harrigan's skeleton!"
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Old 02-10-2018, 04:18 PM   #1328
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Spaz, the nigh-indestructible kobold with a great destiny and chosen by the Goddess Hlal (who he has a patron):

"Dear Hlal, I don't know what I'm supposed to do to find out about [the meteor that destroyed the stadium at IOU]. Please send me sign."

Hlal: drops a No Parking sign down from the heavens onto the ground next to Spaz, with a note handwritten on the back.
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Old 02-10-2018, 07:47 PM   #1329
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Stephanie: "You do know I'm from another dimension?"
May: "That's . . . complicated."
Stephanie (totally confused): "Wait. How is this complicated? It's a yes or no question."
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Old 02-11-2018, 03:32 AM   #1330
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James: "This guy was a bit too into fringe theories."
Heaven: "Pot. Kettle."


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Heaven: Werewolf Sentinels????
James: Doubt it.
Heaven: I've heard crazier ideas.
James: Not today. I haven't talked to you, yet.
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