07-10-2017, 02:07 PM | #1241 | |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
"Magic ... is a can of worms that once open is difficult to close." Even though it saw print in the '80s, it's still quoted in veterans of my group.
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07-15-2017, 12:16 PM | #1242 |
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Party is all riding an extremely bouncy dinosaur pel mel across the landscape at 50mph via 128-yard-leaps.
PC1: "Where did you get this?" PC2, who got a military title recently: "It came with the badge!" (The badge is magic, the dinosaur is literally conjured out of it.)
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07-16-2017, 06:54 PM | #1243 |
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Players waiting for D5e GM to get something loaded on Fantasy Grounds....
Player 1: If it doesn't work we could skip the combat, use Hillfolk rules maybe. Player 2: That's social combat, the monk and fighter will be hosed. Player 3 [The fighter]: Social combat? (SMACK! gesture) I win!! Player 1: That's ANTI-social combat? Player 3: I STILL win. ---- Later in the dungeon. GM: You open the door, there's a short corridor and more doors. Player 1: I cross and open the middle door. Player 2: Stop! We brought a thief for a reason, dude. Player 3 [The fighter]: One does not simply walk into more doors... All: Groans! GM: Inspiration for everyone. |
07-23-2017, 01:45 PM | #1244 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From yesterday's Skull and Shackles session.
"I have been waiting 9 levels to do that." "Who''d have thunk it. I get a new Domain Power and it totally nerfs 3 monster encounters in one day!" "What are we going to name this ruined fort now that it's ours?" "Fort Belligerence because it's at B on the map." "Then I guess we parked or ship out in Aktapus Harbar?" "Arrr! We pirates don't need no steenkin' standardized orthography!"
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07-23-2017, 07:08 PM | #1245 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Teo: “I hit . . . and do a whopping 1 point of damage.”
Raven (OOC): “That’s unpossible. It’s a two-die attack.” GM (OOC): “No, she just rolled that badly: Three and negative two!” -- Crystal (OOC): “Dancing leads to babies!” Raven (OOC): “Not when it’s two guys.” -- Raven: “I’ll throw a wall in front of the hallway. I don’t think it’ll do much.” GM: “Whatever makes you feel better.” Teo (OOC): “You need to get those walls coated with bedliner.” GM (OOC): “You need to put bedliner . . . on a magical barrier.” -- Raven: “I told you to bring them out.” Beast: “They dead.” Teo (OOC): “He’s not hungry.” -- GM: “It’s the first explosion you’ve seen that wasn’t in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. But, he did spoil you, so you’re a little let down.” Teo (OOC): “And me without my marshmallows.” -- GM (as Terry): “That’s interesting.” Rio (OOC): “Pronoun game, one sin. Not finishing the statement, waiting for us to ask, another sin.” -- GM: (Describes a crime that happened earlier with a villain in armor resembling a pill-bug) Angel: “Was this in Florida?” GM: “No, it was here in Oceanside.” Angel: “Was he from Florida?” -- Rio: “I make Will by 5, so I am not mentally stunned by reading the court documents.” -- Angel: “I’m just waiting for my costume.” GM (Rolls a 17): “It does not show up today.” Rio (OOC): “It’s gotten lost in the mail. You’ll have to order a new one.” |
07-29-2017, 11:04 AM | #1246 |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "Detect Lies works better. They have only one set of body language between them, which is weird."
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07-29-2017, 06:30 PM | #1247 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Our dedicated pilot just crit-successed on piloting a badly damage Starfleet runabout so we could use it to power a defense shield:
<LtCalvinLeonidas> "that's my girl" <LtCalvinLeonidas> "no lightning bolt from the blue is going to keep you down when it counts" * LtCalvinLeonidas strokes the console gently <LtJG_Lora_t`Klihanta> "Do you two need a moment alone?"
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08-06-2017, 06:32 PM | #1248 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Angel: “Duncan, what’s something you’ve always wanted but could never afford?”
Matt: “A girlfriend.” -- Matt: “You’re homeschooled in Erotic Art?” |
08-08-2017, 07:02 PM | #1249 |
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Also, its impracticable to cheat people who can read minds"
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08-08-2017, 11:55 PM | #1250 |
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
I have a collection of aphorisms for superheros:
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