05-09-2015, 05:18 PM | #541 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
341: I really should convince the party to not listen to Oichi warnings of a surprise attack just because background of being the little sister of Oda Nobunaga sounds fake.
342. Especially since apparently that checks out historically. |
05-13-2015, 05:25 AM | #542 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
343: My GM doesn't want a blow up doll for a wedding present
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05-13-2015, 06:22 AM | #543 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
344. Mike the TV is NOT a valid character inspiration. Ever.
Edit: Posting on the 27th hour of consciousness is a bad idea. Last edited by Nereidalbel; 05-13-2015 at 09:46 AM. |
05-13-2015, 07:21 AM | #544 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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Oh, and don't forget to number your "Thou shalt not"s. I had to look two posts above yours to make sure my number was correct.
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05-13-2015, 05:48 PM | #545 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
346: I can't use a blow up doll as a miniature
347: nor as character inspiration
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05-14-2015, 08:39 AM | #546 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
348: My character does not have Pubic Speaking.
349: No, not even as a specialization of Ventriloquim.
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05-15-2015, 05:09 PM | #547 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
350: A grenade is not a melee weapon
351: Nor is it an appropriate means of settling a dispute with a party member |
05-15-2015, 07:12 PM | #548 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
352: Even if the principle is sound, my bard can not have a dubstep gun.
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05-15-2015, 07:24 PM | #549 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
343: My bard isn't allowed to have the skill "performance (organ grinder)"
344: nor "perform (accordion)" 345: DAMNIT!!! STOP TRYING TO BRING POLKA BACK!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!
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05-16-2015, 07:43 AM | #550 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Implying that polka ever left.
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