Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[johndallman]

242) I may no longer prevent opponents fleeing on horseback by casting (D&D) reversed Animal Growth on their horses. It's bad for the GM's sanity as well as his plot.

[crretin]

243) My character's only language isn't stabbing.
244) In a supers campaign my characters only power can't be "anything as long I can make a pun about it"
245) If my GM asks what my character is doing I can't respond with "You're mom"
246) The response to every question isn't "Bitch I might be"
247) My character's battlecry isn't "Tonight on Saturday night live!!!!"
248) nor is it "SORRY I STABBED YOU!!!"

[Dwarf99]

Originally Posted by crretin

245) If my GM asks what my character is doing I can't respond with "You're mom"

No, but only because it's grammatically incorrect. If you were to respond with the grammatically correct version I'd respond with "So other than living in a fantasy world, what are you doing?"

[crretin]

Originally Posted by Dwarf99

No, but only because it's grammatically incorrect. If you were to respond with the grammatically correct version I'd respond with "So other than living in a fantasy world, what are you doing?"

DAMN FOILED AGAIN!!!!!! I'll get you next time Dwarfman!!!! EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!

[Agemegos]

Originally Posted by Dwarf99

No, but only because it's grammatically incorrect.

It's correct if his mother is GMing the game he plays in.

[crretin]

249) I am never allowed to have the feat "Exotic Weapon proficiency: small child"
250) There is no disadvantage called "the shitz"
251) Because of that damn noodle incident my character has to wear pants all the time
252) there is also no disadvantage called "Chronic nudity"
253)bees are not my friends

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by crretin

252) there is also no disadvantage called "Chronic nudity"

"Ablative Clothing" is a valid Quirk, though. ;)

[Buzzardo]

Originally Posted by crretin

250) There is no disadvantage called "the shitz"

Conversely, there is no advantage called "the shiz". ;)

[Anders]

Originally Posted by Agemegos

It's correct if his mother is GMing the game he plays in.

Not really an answer, though, is it?

[Dwarf99]

Originally Posted by tbrock1031

"Ablative Clothing" is a valid Quirk, though. ;)

I wonder what that one would be worth if it completely stopped one attack.