03-07-2024, 09:19 AM | #2011 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Chaos: What should I be singing when the NPC comes to my room?
Mark: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts?
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03-23-2024, 11:35 PM | #2012 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The scene is a big party.
GM: What is everybody doing? Me: I'm getting visibly drunk. GM: Okay. Me: That's a 23 on Deceive. GM: Why are you rolling Deceive? Me: I said I was getting visibly drunk. Not actually drunk.
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Urban Phoenix: "Heh. Taze me, bro!"
Blue Rose: "So much better than 'taste me, bro.'" Phoenix: "Eeyuu, yeah." -- Phoenix: "Why is the wolf made from explodium?" Blue Rose: "Tacos." -- GM: "Phoenix. Make a perception check." <pause> Blue Rose (OOC): "Chaos. Make a perception check. Then have your character make one!" -- GM: "It does not explode, but does sort of dub-step itself into pieces." -- Blue Rose: "Anyone who needs it, I create a glowing blue doctor that can heal you." Nemesis: "Please tell me he's wearing pants." Blue Rose (OOC): "Yes. This is not Doctor Manhattan." Nemesis: "So, it's more like an EMH?" Blue Rose: "It is, somehow, less disturbing than Robert Picardo." |
04-01-2024, 01:58 PM | #2014 |
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Skye: "[Heaven] has a really good lawyer."
Ana: "He'd have to be a helluva good lawyer." Heaven: "Heh. If only you knew." -- Blue Rose (OOC): "He is 'Decoy, the Doctor hostage.'" -- GM: "Make a climbing roll." Nemesis: "I don't have climbing." GM: "Well, make a climbing roll anyway." -- GM: "You feel a moist wind wash over you." Phoenix: "Eeyuu." Lightning Rod: "Ugh!" <beat> Lightning Rod: "I say again, for emphasis: Ugh!" -- Blue Rose: "The Triceratops will nuzzle him to death." -- Blue Rose: "Does anyone know a psychic?" Urban Phoenix: "I wish." GM: "Ms. Cleo." Blue Rose: "One with real, reproduceable psychic abilities." |
04-08-2024, 08:15 PM | #2015 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Vic has just been falsely arrested for demon-summoning. Upon conviction, she will have her soul pulled from her body. Nevertheless, she is somewhat joking around.
Teddy: "Vic, take this seriously. You're going to get hanged!" Vic: "No. No, I'm not." It wasn't really clear if Vic thought her friends would prove her not guilty at trial, or was just acknowledging she wasn't going to get hanged.
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04-09-2024, 04:03 AM | #2016 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
As the GM, I've just introduced a pair of Holmes and Watson pastiches named Wescott Castles and Ivan deVolt, respectively. Harald387 is a notorious punster.
Harald387 (ooc): "I swear Mark, if this guy is 'Castles' instead of 'Holmes' you're never allowed to complain about my puns again (because that is a brilliant pun)." Me (ooc): "There's a second pun on deVolt, actually." Harld387 (ooc): "I don't get it." Other Mark (ooc): "deVolt? Wait. Watson. Watt's son. of Volt." Me (ooc): "Bit of a stretch, but -" Harald (ooc): "You son of a -" Me (ooc): "I do love my really obscure references."
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04-10-2024, 12:56 PM | #2017 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Again, Shadowrun.
During a fight against corporate goons, the Rigger of the group takes over a truck and uses it to ram the corporate commando vehicle. Which is completely destroyed. Rigger: "Well, if your only tool is a truck, all problems look like traffic cones."
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04-10-2024, 03:48 PM | #2018 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
NPC: "Do you know the sergeant?"
Doctor: "We've been on several missions together" Sergant: "Don't mention the brain surgery!"
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"It was so nice of the people at Pathfinder 2e to make a magic item just for me"
'"Huh? Oh, the Rune of Striking!" "Yeah, my Greataxe does 2D12+7 now." "I roll a 29." "That's a Critical Hit." "what didja get Fred? 42?" "You're never going to let me forget about doing 42 pts to your 2nd level Beguiler, are you?" <grins> "Nope." "Huh, I did get 42." "Ripnugget commands that you take them alive!" "Is that one word or two? You know,, first name Rip last name Nugget?" "One word."
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John: "It's safer to be crazy in front of one person than crazy in front of a bunch of people."
-- John: "I need to go somewhere . . .. These kids can't watch me perform open-heart surgery on this stuffy." -- John: "I'll go into the back yard and blow the dog whistle--and turn into a dog." GM: "Yep. Thump." John: "Woof?!" |
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