Memorable Quotes.

[Mark Skarr]

Melissa: “You can work for me. I’ll pay you to test my poisoned food.”
Skald: “You’re going to feed me, and pay me to feed me? You’re my best friend ever!”
Raquel: “Definitely a teen-aged boy.”
Daska: “Definitely. We’ll not talk about what’s missing.”
Raquel: “We don’t know if it’s missing—and I’m not examining him that closely.”

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Melissa: “All right, brain, I don’t talk to you much, but what do you know that I don’t?”

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Daska: “Do you have anything that will put the rat to sleep?”
Raquel (OOC): “I don’t have a sleep or binding spell—the GM said they were too OP.”

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GM: “The 3rd ring will be nicer places, but more expensive.”
Raquel: “Yeah, but less stabby-stabby.”
Daska: “More gabby, less stabby.”

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Raquel: “Yeah—this isn’t puberty. And I’m pretty sure it’s not even a metaphor.”

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GM: “And now we’ll check in on Melissa and Skald.”
Melissa (OOC): “Everything is on fire and covered in honey.”
Raquel (OOC): “Skald is screaming, but he’s not sure if it’s in horror or amazement.”
<beat>
Raquel (OOC): “But, he’s sure this is still the most excited he’s ever been.”

[William]

[NOTE: Will is a rogue modron.]

<Drake> Xerxes is a humanoid creature?

<Xerxes> He’s an outsider, but a human.

<Drake> Not a valid target for __ person spells, then?

<Xerxes> Tiefling are outsiders.

<Drake> Well then.

Drake doesn't take enlarge person.

<Will> Doesn't work on me either.

<Will> which means you can't

<Will> double the cube

[Dr. Beckenstein]

Gurps Traveller. The pc are looking for a missing person and start to ask around.

Vargr corsair: "Okay, I go to the next Vargr, the one who is roasting cats on a stick over a fire in a garbage bin."

GM (who has not described any npc at the location): -

Other players: Grin

GM: Grins also, then "okay, because this is a space station at the rim of the empire, his burning garbage bin is a hologram, and the cats are made of soy beans. He happily sells you one, but has not see your man."

It is for moments like this that we play the games.

[Mark Skarr]

GM: “These guys are coming to take the garbage. To the dump.”
Skald: “AHA! I hide in the garbage.”
GM: “You could do that.”
Daska (OOC): “You could hide in the wagon.”
Raquel (OOC): “Or follow them.”
GM: “Nope, going with hiding in the garbage—roll camouflage.”
Daska (OOC): “It’s the impulsive thing to do.”

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Melissa: “What do my bees say about what Skald is doing?”
GM: “They said he climbed into a box and got thrown into a wagon, and apparently took a nap.”
Raquel (OOC): “They say he saw some people, giggled manically, and dove, head-first into a box.”
Skald: “That’s exactly what I did.”

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GM: “They have a lot of different animals-on-a-stick.”
Raquel (OOC): “In her search for chocolate, she makes the mistake of getting a ‘Brownie-on-a-stick.’”

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Raquel: “Hey, guys . . .. Where’s Skald?”
GM (OOC): “He’s getting trashed.”

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Raquel: “I’m gunna sit down. That’s making me sick. Raquel will go back to the library-proper, sit down, and put her head down for a bit.”
Daska: “That’s not good. The magic person thinks magic is bad now.”
Raquel: “I still like magic, that’s just not good.”
Daska: “It’s fine, it just makes my eye burn.”
Raquel: “That’s just because you haven’t peed yet.”

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Raquel: “You remember what a fire-hose is, right?”
Har’ron: “Yeah.”
Raquel: “It was like drinking from one.”

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Melissa: “No! I can’t do this without anesthetic. I rub some herbs on the doll, and then eat some.”
Raquel: “I was wondering who needed to be anesthetized—you or the doll.”

[ChaosCoyote]

GM: The doll’s head comes off.
Melissa: “No!“
Raquel: I pick up the head and put it on the table.
Daska: I reach over and turn it so it’s not looking at me.

[Phantasm]

Triste: What skill can be used to commit war crimes?
peruses: dentistry


Saw this on the discord and I had to share. ;)

[Mark Skarr]

Originally Posted by Phantasm

Triste: What skill can be used to commit war crimes?
peruses: dentistry

Any skill, if you try hard enough. And that sounds like something asked of the BPL.

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Harvey: "I've never met anyone like you."
Traci: "I'm a medium."
Harvey: "I'd call you a 'small.'"
Traci: "Yeah, I'm also on the run. I'm a small medium at large."
<beat>
Traci: "It was a joke."
Hana (from another game): "No, jokes are funny."

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After a traumatic (and non-work-safe) statement made to Chi.
GM: "She's standing there blinking, you think it might be morse code."
Traci (OOC): "I break out a morse code translation app. Chi. Dot. EXE. Has. Stopped. Responding."

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GM: "The ganger throws a rock at [the werewolf] because he's unable to tell the difference between a dog an a wolf. And he doesn't have danger sense."
<beat>
GM: "Or common sense."

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Simon: "My contact number is the top one in your phone."
Mary: "I see. Why did you spell your name with a 'P?'"
Simon: "So I come up before any other 'Simons.'"
GM: "Good save."

[cptbutton]

"You are not tying my ankles, if you try, I will fight you!"

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "The guy manages to get another shot off with the EM gun, make another HT roll."
Blackwolf (OOC): "Say hello to your friends--[makes barfing sounds]."
<beat>
Blackwolf: "Does that count as intimidation?"
Everyone: "Eeyuu."

(Blackwolf is a werewolf)

[johndallman]

"This bomb bay is permanently sanctified."