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05-04-2018, 06:27 PM | #842 |
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How about Sno Balls? Or you could use them to gum-up the joints on it's limbs.
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05-05-2018, 03:57 PM | #843 | ||
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About the time of World War Hulk, there was a fan-edit of one of the pages where Iron Man in the Hulkbuster armor also used Hostess Fruit Pies against the Hulk. :) Sadly, I can't find the image.... :( So I was sure one of my players would attempt to pull off a Hostess Fruit Pie victory. :)
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05-13-2018, 06:13 PM | #845 | |
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[It worked -- nobody died. The disads are temporary. But my doc did get a stern talking-to about medical ethics and injecting PCs with alien brain-altering nanites even if they enthusiastically volunteered. We did let the base AI restore the base doctor and the base defense chief, who is a bit horrified that we (1) injected our own people with nanites not designed for humans and (2) used the resulting skill to bring a Total Matter Conversion power plant and associated black hole communications system on line. "Humans, we get sh*t done!" |
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05-29-2018, 10:52 AM | #846 |
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500. When figuring out experimental weapons for AIM to hand out to HYDRA operatives, I am not to use the canned tornado, shrink ray, or blamethrower from Mystery Men.
500a. Electro-nuclear magnets are right out! (Even if they are the next inevitable phase....) 500b. Psycho-frakulators, however, are still viable.
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06-02-2018, 05:35 AM | #847 |
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501. Thou shall not throw hand grenades in a high-speed chase during rush hour.
501a. Esp. if your opponents drive a stolen 18-wheeler, loaded with a top-secret military cargo, at maximum speed. 501b. And esp. if you have to keep your mission secret from the local authorities. 501c. "But the crash gave us all cool super powers!" is no excuse.
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06-02-2018, 07:43 AM | #848 |
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I have a friend who worked for an auto insurance company. During the Terminator 3 crane and pickup chase he kept wincing until suddenly he relaized "Wait, this vehicle is being used in the commission of a crime. The company is not liable."
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06-09-2018, 09:46 AM | #849 |
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502. Your Marvel sorcerer is not to call upon Cytorrak (the entity empowering the Juggernaut) to cast Lina Inverse's Dragon Slave.
502a. Particularly not inside the X-Mansion. :) 502b. Casting it inside Avengers Mansion is also out. 502c. Dammit, Chelsea, don't cast it in the Vault, either!
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