12-04-2017, 10:58 PM | #1301 |
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA, Arizona, Mesa
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Lailah: Well, if you need me to put a curse on anyone, just let me know. I can do that.
Divya: Don't tempt me. Lailah: Ah… =places hand over her chest= …in case you've forgotten, I'm a succubus. Tempting is what I do. Divya: That's it, I'm leaving! |
12-05-2017, 01:16 AM | #1302 |
Join Date: May 2009
Location: In Rio de Janeiro, where it was cyberpunk before it was cool.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Ollorin: Lord Daldred, money does not come out of the ground!
Daldred: Do you forget I own a gold mine? |
12-05-2017, 12:27 PM | #1303 |
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: You realize that your vacc suit has lamps built into the helmet, right? You don't need to use your smart phone as a flash light. In any event, you can't work the phone screen with your suit gloves.
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12-10-2017, 06:56 PM | #1304 |
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Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Eagle Eye: “All in favor, say ‘aye.’ All opposed, better get out now.”
-- Pinky: “Set up your safety strap and pew-pew-pew.” -- Pinky: “I think that’s just held together by fae magic.” GM as Alistair: “I can promise you, that’s not what’s holding it together.” -- Jayzee: “What the hell kind of ship is this?” Pinky: “You can get out and walk.” -- Jayzee: “Awesome!” Eagle Eye: “That’s one word for it.” -- Todd: “Scary means fun.” -- Jayzee: “I’m not stupid, I’m impulsive.” Todd: “I’ll go with—I’m On the Edge.” Eagle Eye: “(sighs) Sounds good to me.” Pinky: “Can I remote control this ship?” GM: “Not yet.” Pinky: “When I rebuild Lovely Assistant, I’m going to program him with the option to kill everyone.” Todd: “That’s my job.” -- Jayzee: “loot! Loot! LOOT!” Eagle Eye: “Call of Looty.” Jayzee: “My favorite musical instrument is the Loot.” -- Pinky: “I’m not going to tell them where the ‘non-chaffing’ option on their suits is.” Todd: “Todd’s ‘callous’.” -- Pinky: “I’m considering reprogramming a drone to follow Jayzee around to keep her out of trouble with mild shocks.” -- Pinky: “All right [expletive deleted].” Jayzee: “It’s ‘Jayzee.’” Pinky: “You don’t use that name in vain!” |
12-23-2017, 06:18 AM | #1305 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Background: the party has been translating a book that has listed every disaster for the last 120 years, with location and number of deaths. They just came across the one they witnessed only a few days before, and there are only about twenty entries left. After deliberation, they agree to translate the rest of the information. The last line lists 12/21/17 with almost eight-billion deaths—the end of the world. The game is currently in March 2017 (March 14th, specifically).
Jasmine (OOC): “Wait, seriously? December 21st?” GM: “Yeah, why?” Jasmine (OOC): (trying to stifle as much laughter as possible) GM (and other players): “What’s so funny?” Jasmine (OOC): “Come on, it was yesterday.” (no recognition) “It was a Thursday.” GM: (Facepalms) Other players look amongst themselves in confusion. Jasmine (OOC): “I guess we'll never get the chance to get the hang of Thursdays . . ..” |
01-05-2018, 12:55 AM | #1306 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Portsmouth, VA, USA
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Player 1: "I wish to use scrounging to find some oil in the outhouse."
Player 2:: "..." GM (Me): "..." Player 2: "See, that's 'stealing the oil from the lamp in the outhouse.' And leaving everyone else to [word for bowel movement] in the dark." Player 1: "I prefer to call it 'striking it rich.'" Player 2: "And the first time that happens, the innkeeper decides he'll give $50/week off [the price of your rooms] if the adventuring wizard will put a continual light on the inside of the outhouse door." GM (Me): *sigh*
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01-07-2018, 01:20 PM | #1307 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: “It’s smaller raptors riding on larger raptors.”
Ana: “Would that be like humans riding gorillas into battle?” GM: “More like Verne Troyer riding The Rock . . ..” |
01-08-2018, 01:18 PM | #1308 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Heaven: "It's the strip club across from the high school."
GM: "MALL! Strip mall across from the high school." Heaven (OOC): "Eh, whatever. They both have the word 'strip' in them." |
01-08-2018, 07:33 PM | #1309 |
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
On the subject of "bridge placement".
"In Star Trek it’s not that big a deal. Most of the ships are slinging so much power when they attack that once the shields go down there’s simply no part of the ship which is safer than any other…except that “as far away as possible from the warp nacelles is good”. So usually at the front to stay away from the most explodey bit." |
01-11-2018, 05:29 AM | #1310 |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Sophie: "What kind of people join The One True Church of Ultimate Evil?"
Jurgen: "They weren't allowed to paint their bedrooms black." Sophie: "That seems a bit ... sensible." Jurgen: "In 35 years as an adventurer, I have learned neo-sensiblism."
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