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Old 02-26-2018, 08:55 AM   #11
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Old 02-26-2018, 08:59 AM   #12
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One ... two... five! No , three!
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Old 02-26-2018, 09:48 AM   #13
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"My life was boring, then briefly exciting and I'm going out with a bang."
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Old 02-26-2018, 09:51 AM   #14
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"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse. Well, you'll get two out of three!"
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Old 02-26-2018, 10:46 AM   #15
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"Pizza for I C Wiener?"
"This one is dedicated to Michael Bay!"
"Trust the grenade. The grenade is your friend."
"Before we continue, a short message from our sponsor ..."
"This message is brought to you by Goliath Weapons, Inc."
"Do you feel lucky, Punk?"
"I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here..."
"Man, I hope you are not hostages."
"Yippie kay yay, motherfraggers!"
"I can't believe this really happens ..."
"I would like to thank to the academy, mom and dad, the director, the crew and especially the FX department!"
"Hey, the management wants this room painted red!"
"Ba - dum ..."
"Look, ma, without a safety pin!"
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Old 02-26-2018, 11:51 AM   #16
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"Help! I have a pin stuck in me. It's very painful. Please take it out, and I will be your friend!"
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Old 02-26-2018, 02:49 PM   #17
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"Hello, this is customer service, returning your call..."
"Free pizza!"
"Woo! I'm so drunk, I'm not sure I can count..."
"Hello, and welcome to our new hazard course!"
"At the sound of the beep, the weather will be..." *BEEP*
"I can't remember my blast radius!"
"Wouldn't you all rather be in a nice interment camp?"
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Old 02-26-2018, 03:24 PM   #18
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Old 02-26-2018, 03:27 PM   #19
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For an extra creepy effect when you're a hacker rather than a soldier:

"I'm sorry. We've been through so much together. Goodbye."
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Old 02-26-2018, 03:34 PM   #20
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Another Classic:
"This face toward enemy"


"For internal use only"
"Pin? Where'd I leave that?"
"Once more, with feeling!"


And of course:
"And now for something, completely different."
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