02-26-2018, 08:55 AM | #11 |
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: UK
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
Please wait for further instructions.
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02-26-2018, 08:59 AM | #12 |
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Snoopy's basement
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
One ... two... five! No , three!
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02-26-2018, 09:48 AM | #13 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 100 hurricane swamp
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"My life was boring, then briefly exciting and I'm going out with a bang."
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02-26-2018, 09:51 AM | #14 |
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Saskatoon, SK, Canada
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse. Well, you'll get two out of three!"
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02-26-2018, 10:46 AM | #15 |
Join Date: Sep 2013
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Pizza for I C Wiener?"
"This one is dedicated to Michael Bay!" "Trust the grenade. The grenade is your friend." "Before we continue, a short message from our sponsor ..." "This message is brought to you by Goliath Weapons, Inc." "Do you feel lucky, Punk?" "I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here..." "Man, I hope you are not hostages." "Yippie kay yay, motherfraggers!" "I can't believe this really happens ..." "I would like to thank to the academy, mom and dad, the director, the crew and especially the FX department!" "Hey, the management wants this room painted red!" "Ba - dum ..." "Look, ma, without a safety pin!" |
02-26-2018, 11:51 AM | #16 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Help! I have a pin stuck in me. It's very painful. Please take it out, and I will be your friend!"
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02-26-2018, 02:49 PM | #17 |
Join Date: Dec 2013
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Hello, this is customer service, returning your call..."
"Free pizza!" "Woo! I'm so drunk, I'm not sure I can count..." "Hello, and welcome to our new hazard course!" "At the sound of the beep, the weather will be..." *BEEP* "I can't remember my blast radius!" "Wouldn't you all rather be in a nice interment camp?" |
02-26-2018, 03:24 PM | #18 |
President and EIC
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
For security reasons, the following message will play at low volume. Hold the speaker next to your ear.
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02-26-2018, 03:27 PM | #19 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
For an extra creepy effect when you're a hacker rather than a soldier:
"I'm sorry. We've been through so much together. Goodbye."
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02-26-2018, 03:34 PM | #20 |
Forum Pervert
(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
Another Classic:
"This face toward enemy" "For internal use only" "Pin? Where'd I leave that?" "Once more, with feeling!" And of course: "And now for something, completely different." |
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