Messages from your smart grenade

Nelson Cunnington · 02-26-2018, 06:25 AM

According to Ultra-Tech p109:

Quote:

A smart grenade may be equipped with a tiny speaker and player. This lets it be programmed to deliver an audio message. This is usually set to play when the grenade is used with a time-delay fuse, typically for the purpose of warning civilians ("You have 20 seconds to leave the area. 19, 18...") or delivering some announcement ("Free Antares! Death to the Terran Empire!") before detonation.

An opportunity to exercise your black humour lobe, I think:

You have one new message
Prepare to be disintegrated
Victory is assured
Die, commie mutant traitor scum!
From [insert nation here], with love
From the boys in Company C
Happy Birthday!
Happy New Year!
Don't forget to file your tax return
Your tax return is due
You are under arrest
The wages of sin are—
In the beginning...
Let there be light!
Gesundheit!
[Epic guitar riff]
This is a public information announcement
Do not play with explosives
This grenade brought to you by the letters H and E
This is a thirty-second grenade. Oh, my mistake, three-second—
You only live once
I expect you to die
Run, you fools!
Say hello to your ancestors
Say goodbye to your descendants
You will be forgotten
Are you a butterfly dreaming of being a man?
Prepare for your next incarnation
Go into the light
Take cover!
Incoming!
Cease fire!
Retreat!
Surrender!
Here comes the tickle-monster!
What should I say? Oh, it's recording now? How do I erase?
Oops

Nereidalbel · 02-26-2018, 06:43 AM

How could you forget the classic, "Have a nice day" in your list?!?

Tomsdad · 02-26-2018, 06:53 AM

"Have you suffered from a work related injury that wasn't you fault"

Phantasm · 02-26-2018, 07:06 AM

"Only two things in life are certain, and this ain't taxes!"

"Achtung!"

"I'm the best at what I do...."

"We surrender, Yankee!"

Tomsdad · 02-26-2018, 07:11 AM

"for best results please remain still and wait for the flash"

WaterAndWindSpirit · 02-26-2018, 07:19 AM

I'd just set it to play Persona activation quotes from Persona 5. Plenty of them would work.

"Get wrecked!"
"Fists of Justice!"
"BEGONE!"
"Ravage them!"

Phantasm · 02-26-2018, 08:13 AM

"Stand still. We have cake for you."

TGLS · 02-26-2018, 08:30 AM

"You may already be a winner!"

mhd · 02-26-2018, 08:44 AM

Notice me, Senpai!
You're tearing me apart!
STELLLA!
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Kelly Pedersen · 02-26-2018, 08:45 AM

I would think "To whom it may concern..." would be a timeless classic.

02-26-2018, 06:43 AM	#2
Nereidalbel Join Date: May 2013 Location: Ellicott City, MD	Re: Messages from your smart grenade How could you forget the classic, "Have a nice day" in your list?!?

02-26-2018, 06:53 AM	#3
Tomsdad Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Brighton	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "Have you suffered from a work related injury that wasn't you fault"

02-26-2018, 07:06 AM	#4
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "Only two things in life are certain, and this ain't taxes!" "Achtung!" "I'm the best at what I do...." "We surrender, Yankee!" __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting

02-26-2018, 07:11 AM	#5
Tomsdad Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Brighton	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "for best results please remain still and wait for the flash"

02-26-2018, 07:19 AM	#6
WaterAndWindSpirit Join Date: Oct 2014	Re: Messages from your smart grenade I'd just set it to play Persona activation quotes from Persona 5. Plenty of them would work. "Get wrecked!" "Fists of Justice!" "BEGONE!" "Ravage them!"

02-26-2018, 08:13 AM	#7
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "Stand still. We have cake for you." __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting

02-26-2018, 08:30 AM	#8
TGLS Join Date: Jan 2014	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "You may already be a winner!"

02-26-2018, 08:44 AM	#9
mhd Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Land of the Beer, Home of the Dirndls	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Notice me, Senpai! You're tearing me apart! STELLLA! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

02-26-2018, 08:45 AM	#10
Kelly Pedersen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Saskatoon, SK, Canada	Re: Messages from your smart grenade I would think "To whom it may concern..." would be a timeless classic.