03-02-2014, 08:30 PM | #361 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
220: When a portal to Hell has been opened, I should not immediately start pelting old musty shoes through it.
221: After killing Hells doorman and the party is trying to figure out what to do with his stuff and pondering what happens when you kill a demon in hell, I should not attempt to filch his clearly evil bastard sword. 221a: This is doubly true if you're character has a history of taking unholy items... |
03-03-2014, 07:51 PM | #362 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
222) I am not allowed to create an alternate history in which the Industrial Revolution was actually a Magical Revolution, and computers are actually spirits of knowledge, them base the entire scenario on the fact that "viruses" which "corrupt" computer programs can become strong enough to materialize as demons.
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03-03-2014, 07:56 PM | #363 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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03-03-2014, 08:37 PM | #364 | |
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03-04-2014, 04:58 PM | #365 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Actually I lied, I did start one over on RPoL. It's called The Cleaners, and it is GURPS
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03-04-2014, 04:59 PM | #366 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Actually, by the time they materialize, a big ol' sword (or perhaps a Metatronic Generator flavored as a Gauss Gun) would do equally well.
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03-04-2014, 06:32 PM | #367 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Because it takes IT away from secular materialists and hands it over to the religious?
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03-05-2014, 10:21 AM | #368 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
And we know how well that worked in the BattleTech universe....
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03-05-2014, 05:20 PM | #369 |
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03-05-2014, 07:18 PM | #370 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
223) In a Supers game, "I have normal human strength" is a perfectly good reason not to chuck cars around. "One of my sponsors is an insurance company" just gets funny looks from the GM.
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