Memorable Quotes. - Page 71

Rocket Man · 09-26-2012, 10:01 PM

Several of Dr. Mist's personnel have been at ground zero for robberies or assaults by the Beatlemaniac, whose crimes fit just the sort of theme you'd expect.

MIST: "This has not been a good week for us. As much as I would like to discourage such actions, if anyone decided to give the Beatlemaniac a couple dozen kicks to the groin with steel-toe boots, I think I can look away."

Dead Monky · 09-27-2012, 10:12 AM

"I had triplets, but one got eaten by a wolf so you only have two kids left. Now pay up!"

In my Earthdawn game one of my players has an elf Swordmaster who's a bit of a man-whore and sleeps with anyone he can in every town, city, and village we go to. It's bad enough that we have a list of places we can't go back to without having to disguise him or sneak him in for fear of bastard children, irate ex-lovers, angry spouses, and ****** of parents chasing after him. In this case, he forgot about his last visit there. Much hilarity ensued as we were run out of town.

Phantasm · 09-27-2012, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Monky

"I had triplets, but one got eaten by a wolf so you only have two kids left. Now pay up!"

In my Earthdawn game one of my players has an elf Swordmaster who's a bit of a man-whore and sleeps with anyone he can in every town, city, and village we go to. It's bad enough that we have a list of places we can't go back to without having to disguise him or sneak him in for fear of bastard children, irate ex-lovers, angry spouses, and ****** of parents chasing after him. In this case, he forgot about his last visit there. Much hilarity ensued as we were run out of town.

*heh* Are they all with non-human or half-human mothers, by any chance? :)

Dead Monky · 09-28-2012, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tbrock1031

*heh* Are they all with non-human or half-human mothers, by any chance? :)

Mostly human and elven. Though I think we decided at some point there was at least one produced with an ork mother after a particularly drunken bender.

Flyndaran · 09-28-2012, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Monky

Mostly human and elven. Though I think we decided at some point there was at least one produced after a particularly drunken bender.

... and that's where you came from, Chiron.

William · 09-29-2012, 10:13 AM

Cartoon humor regarding the effects of this lifestyle in D&D: Slightly NSFW picture (omg boobies).

The kids in the drawing seem nice. I've always cherished the idea that he sweet-talked his way out of that entire situation and the lot of them are now good friends.

Phantasm · 09-30-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by William

Cartoon humor regarding the effects of this lifestyle in D&D: Slightly NSFW picture (omg boobies).

The kids in the drawing seem nice. I've always cherished the idea that he sweet-talked his way out of that entire situation and the lot of them are now good friends.

Well, I've seen other pictures of that bard's family. It seems the women all get along - except maybe for his legitimate wife, the elf in his adventuring party, who is jealous the bard can boink anything except her! :)

And the kids all get along for the most part, it seems. :)

Bruno · 09-30-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tbrock1031

Well, I've seen other pictures of that bard's family. It seems the women all get along - except maybe for his legitimate wife, the elf in his adventuring party, who is jealous the bard can boink anything except her! :)

And the kids all get along for the most part, it seems. :)

The elf isn't his wife - he actually didn't even know she was female for the longest time. She's just horrified by the way he acts :)

digoraccoon · 10-01-2012, 06:27 AM

Sycorax: "According to this, there were talks of a Transformers/DC Universe crossover. Even had an idea of Wonder Woman's invisible jet transforming into a robot. What do you think?"

DM: "Hmm... nope, can't see it."

Ed the Coastie · 10-01-2012, 10:04 AM

My wife and I were playing AD&D 2e several years ago with several friends and the game had gone on pause while a couple of the guys made a run to the local Taco Bell. When they returned, they walked in on a conversation about riverboat gamblers in a hand-to-hand brawl with river pirates.

One of the returnees was pretty new to the group...it was only his second or third game with us. (He was the brother-in-law of one of my regulars and had recently moved back into town.) He listened for a moment and said,"Hey...that sounds like fun. Are all of our games like that?"

My wife looked at him and shook her head. "What game? That was Ed's bachelor party..."

09-26-2012, 10:01 PM	#701
Rocket Man Petitioner: Word of IN Filk Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Longmont, CO	Re: Memorable Quotes. Several of Dr. Mist's personnel have been at ground zero for robberies or assaults by the Beatlemaniac, whose crimes fit just the sort of theme you'd expect. MIST: "This has not been a good week for us. As much as I would like to discourage such actions, if anyone decided to give the Beatlemaniac a couple dozen kicks to the groin with steel-toe boots, I think I can look away." __________________ “It's not railroading if you offer the PCs tickets and they stampede to the box office, waving their money. Metaphorically speaking” --Elizabeth McCoy, In Nomine Line Editor Author: "What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Stronger"

09-27-2012, 10:12 AM	#702
Dead Monky Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Midland, MI	Re: Memorable Quotes. "I had triplets, but one got eaten by a wolf so you only have two kids left. Now pay up!" In my Earthdawn game one of my players has an elf Swordmaster who's a bit of a man-whore and sleeps with anyone he can in every town, city, and village we go to. It's bad enough that we have a list of places we can't go back to without having to disguise him or sneak him in for fear of bastard children, irate ex-lovers, angry spouses, and ****** of parents chasing after him. In this case, he forgot about his last visit there. Much hilarity ensued as we were run out of town.

09-29-2012, 10:13 AM	#706
William Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan	Re: Memorable Quotes. Cartoon humor regarding the effects of this lifestyle in D&D: Slightly NSFW picture (omg boobies). The kids in the drawing seem nice. I've always cherished the idea that he sweet-talked his way out of that entire situation and the lot of them are now good friends. Last edited by William; 09-29-2012 at 10:16 AM.

10-01-2012, 06:27 AM	#709
digoraccoon Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Orlando, FL	Re: Memorable Quotes. Sycorax: "According to this, there were talks of a Transformers/DC Universe crossover. Even had an idea of Wonder Woman's invisible jet transforming into a robot. What do you think?" DM: "Hmm... nope, can't see it." __________________ Dungeon Master Digo "I'm going to start rolling damage dice and then I'll let you know if Saving Throws even matter." The Arbiters Conspiracy comics at its Fnordest.

10-01-2012, 10:04 AM	#710
Ed the Coastie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona	Re: Memorable Quotes. My wife and I were playing AD&D 2e several years ago with several friends and the game had gone on pause while a couple of the guys made a run to the local Taco Bell. When they returned, they walked in on a conversation about riverboat gamblers in a hand-to-hand brawl with river pirates. One of the returnees was pretty new to the group...it was only his second or third game with us. (He was the brother-in-law of one of my regulars and had recently moved back into town.) He listened for a moment and said,"Hey...that sounds like fun. Are all of our games like that?" My wife looked at him and shook her head. "What game? That was Ed's bachelor party..." __________________ "It's never to early to start beefing up your obituary." -- The Most Interesting Man in the World