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Old 10-21-2016, 02:49 AM   #1131
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Player: "I want to do a lot of damage."
Eh heh ehh heh eheheh.
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Old 10-24-2016, 11:32 AM   #1132
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Pinky: "They had a magic pentagram that I murdered."
GM (OOC): "You didn't murder it, you 'Scienced' it."
Pinky: "I Scienced the Hell out of it!"

Pinky: "Is it magic?"
Alistair (Botching a perception check): "Nope!"
GM: "You'd think that 'yes, this is what magic looks like' Pinky."
Pinky: "Is it technology?"
GM: "A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Alistair: "Unless you have magery."

Alistair: "On this world, I'm pretty sure I can change her mind for you."
Sherry (OOC): "But you're not sure what you would change it into."

Monkeyfist edited This Thing and I printed it out to use as a vehicle for the game. Pinky and Alistair have taken to calling it a Herkimer Battle Jitney.
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Old 10-24-2016, 09:59 PM   #1133
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*point the gun at the tied up space pirate face*

"What the **** did you do with the hundreds of ton of Styrofoam you stole from us?"
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Old 10-31-2016, 05:05 AM   #1134
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From superheroes:

Shimmer: “Don’t you need to hold our necks or something?”
Pink: “No. My force field supports you fully, it’s applies the force evenly during acceleration.”
Shimmer: “Really?”
Pink: “I don’t know! I’m fourteen—I don’t know how this works!”
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Old 10-31-2016, 11:48 PM   #1135
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Narrator: Bits of stone, dirt, and gems go flying everywhere
Narrator: The earth elemental is gone
Rehael snatches a splinter of jade out of the air as it flies by. "What a team."
Rhee: Rhee shields her face as she is showered with dirt.
Narrator: A balding man and a chubby woman stick their heads out from around the corner. "Is it dead?"
Rehael: "That's a philosophically interesting q -- yes."
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Old 11-03-2016, 02:43 AM   #1136
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GM: "I love the irony of PCs learning to swim in the decan of fire."
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Old 11-04-2016, 05:02 PM   #1137
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On the world of Ezcalli, when several of Emperor Moctezuma 5's royal guard tumbled out of his blimp during a dogfight and plummeted to their deaths, one of my players quipped: "As Quetzalcoatl as my witness I thought Eagle Knights could fly."
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Old 11-06-2016, 06:16 AM   #1138
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Arguing about a cooperative card game in game.

"Okay but seriously Scotty you need to make better use of your energy. 5 plums makes 10 mana which we can use to invest in other crops."

"but if I use them now I can summon the blue eyes white dragon."

"Scotty you got to play the long game man."

....

"Okay I going to use these draw cards to increase my chances of getting exodia."

"No! if you have more then seven cards you start having a oversized hand penalty."

"But I so close..I need 3 more pieces."

*roll 3d6*

"Okay 11 I think that means I draw exodia."

(that was the only good roll I made all game)

(I was late to a game because of daylight savings time being a thing that only exist in america.)

"Godamn it sorry guys I was sleeping too long because of space daylight savings time"
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Old 11-06-2016, 01:25 PM   #1139
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*discussing how to infiltrate the BBEG's lair, we find a couple of Bullywug* bibles on the loot list*

"I know. We dress up as Bullywugs, knock on the door and ask if they've heard the Good News."

*frog-people
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Old 11-06-2016, 08:12 PM   #1140
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"Hm, Ipaxif got bitten yesterday."

"So we looking for small ugly werewolf or naked confused gnome?"

"Maybe just a were-chihuahua. Let's get breakfast first."
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