04-22-2018, 11:18 AM | #831 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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04-25-2018, 11:16 PM | #832 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
495. My Knight is not allowed to specialize in Long Knives.
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04-26-2018, 09:03 PM | #833 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Okaayyyy; What is the story on this one?
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04-26-2018, 09:51 PM | #834 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
I think it's a reference to the "Night of the Long Knives." Wikipedia link.
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04-26-2018, 11:54 PM | #835 | |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
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04-27-2018, 10:12 AM | #836 | |
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04-29-2018, 10:41 PM | #837 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Something for my players in the upcoming Marvel Reboot Shadowguard game:
496. You are not to attempt to pacify the Soviet super-robot trashing New York City with Hostess® Fruit Pies™! It doesn't have a mouth or taste buds, so it can't enjoy them.
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05-01-2018, 01:38 AM | #838 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
497 Don't petrify a beholder that's uphill.
498 Slimes and oozes don't make great pets 498 Just because you have a Slime in a jar you can't claim to be packing an oozie.
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05-03-2018, 07:02 PM | #839 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
499. May not play an anti paladin that honors Imoadae (Lawful good goddess of war) and Callistria (Chaotic neutral goddess of vengeance and lust) and join a good party, sincerely helping to defeat evil, even if there's a good backstory.
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05-04-2018, 02:09 PM | #840 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
What if I offer Hostess Fruit Pies to a villain to get him to fight the robot?
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