Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[Anders]

226) When I GM, I may not play "No More Mr. Nice Guy" during the fight scenes.

227) Especially if the last three fights almost resulted in a TPK

[Hemlock]

228) But "Poison" is a conditionally acceptable song; depends on whether the creatures the party is fighting have toxin sacs or not.

[crretin]

229) Sleight of hand can't be used to steal someone's virginity

[Hemlock]

229a) Think about using 'Sleight of Hand' to plant an object in certain 'private' parts.... and maybe rule 229 can be over ridden.

[crretin]

230) if I ever use slight of hand to put things in people's genitals again my hand will be caught in a beartrap and I will never be able to use that hand again.

[RyanW]

231) I'm no longer allowed to suggest running a My Little Pony campaign using the Maid RPG rules.

231a) And this hasn't come up, but I'm going to assume it's forbidden just for my own safety. No MLP/F.A.T.A.L. adaptations.

[Hemlock]

231) I'm no longer allowed to suggest running a My Little Pony campaign using the Maid RPG rules.

231a) And this hasn't come up, but I'm going to assume it's forbidden just for my own safety. No MLP/F.A.T.A.L. adaptations.

231b) This also has not yet come up ... but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be allowed to use the story line about a deranged Ogre Mk V (from Ogre/G.E.V.) who thinks its a character from My Little Pony and has arranged to have itself painted pastels to match ...

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

231b) This also has not yet come up ... but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be allowed to use the story line about a deranged Ogre Mk V (from Ogre/G.E.V.) who thinks its a character from My Little Pony and has arranged to have itself painted pastels to match ...

That might actually be fun to witness. ;)

[Randyman]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

231b) This also has not yet come up ... but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be allowed to use the story line about a deranged Ogre Mk V (from Ogre/G.E.V.) who thinks its a character from My Little Pony and has arranged to have itself painted pastels to match ...

vs. the Hello Kitty Mk V?

[Nereidalbel]

Originally Posted by Hemlock

231b) This also has not yet come up ... but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be allowed to use the story line about a deranged Ogre Mk V (from Ogre/G.E.V.) who thinks its a character from My Little Pony and has arranged to have itself painted pastels to match ...

Hey now, Rainbow Dash is scary and actually has a rather high point value!