Messages from your smart grenade - Page 13

Donny Brook · 02-07-2020, 09:20 PM

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow ...
... ain't your problem, suckah!!!

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Take me to your leader.

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Ain't nobody here but us pineapples.

Nelson Cunnington · 05-31-2021, 09:39 PM

"Those idiots! I'm a practice grenade! Here, throw me back, will you? I want a word with those lame-brains!"

Varyon · 06-01-2021, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Cunnington

"Those idiots! I'm a practice grenade! Here, throw me back, will you? I want a word with those lame-brains!"

Alt: "If you can hear me, you would have died if this were a live grenade. Try better next time! Thank you for using ACME for all your training needs. For more information, please visit us on the web, at www dot-" *BOOM*

coronatiger · 06-01-2021, 07:25 AM

"To disarm this grenade, please say 'Disarm' ... You said 'Arm'. Are you sure? Well, then!"

Varyon · 06-01-2021, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coronatiger

"To disarm this grenade, please say 'Disarm' ... You said 'Arm'. Are you sure? Well, then!"

"Please put down your weapons, you have 20 seconds to comply... You now have 15 seconds to comply... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I am now authorized to use lethal force." *BOOM*
(All said in the ED-209 voice, obviously; feel free to replace the early part of the countdown with something from the laws of warfare, in place of ED's "You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.")

Donny Brook · 06-01-2021, 08:53 AM

Per Woody Woodpecker: "HahahaHAha!"

Per Porky Pig: "Th.. th... th... that's all, folks!"

Varyon · 06-01-2021, 10:11 AM

"HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead" (repeat as needed)
"We've been trying to reach you about your [car/landspeeder/etc]'s extended warranty..."

benz72 · 06-01-2021, 11:58 AM

"What'll it take to get you into a new body bag, today? Apparently just me." in the voice of a cheesy car salesman

"STOP, Movement will cause instant detonation. If you would like to call your mother to say goodbye, do so now. Otherwise you may attempt to flee to cause instant detonation."

"Alexa, play explosion sounds!"

The death sound from the original Pacman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVvAO34chV8)

Guided meditation audio and soothing music on a sleep gas grenade

The Doors "This is the End"

"You should have stayed in school"

on an incendiary grenade, in borg voice "Resistance is futile, You will be a$$ immolated"

"Fragile, handle with care, just kidding!"

Black Leviathan · 06-03-2021, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGLS

"You may already be a winner!"

Look directly into scanner to confirm your identity!

Donny Brook · 06-03-2021, 01:57 PM

Respond "yes" now, if you want to renew your mind-backup subscription.

02-07-2020, 09:20 PM	#121
Donny Brook Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Snoopy's basement	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow ... ... ain't your problem, suckah!!! ========= Take me to your leader. ========= Ain't nobody here but us pineapples.

05-31-2021, 09:39 PM	#122
Nelson Cunnington Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Cheltenham	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "Those idiots! I'm a practice grenade! Here, throw me back, will you? I want a word with those lame-brains!" __________________ "But if that's Nelson Cunnington, then I must be--"

06-01-2021, 07:25 AM	#124
coronatiger Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Trondheim, Norway	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "To disarm this grenade, please say 'Disarm' ... You said 'Arm'. Are you sure? Well, then!" __________________ You don't need to spend 100 CP on Status 5 [25] and Multimillionaire [75] to feel like a princess, when Delusion [-10] will do. Character sheet: Google Drive link (See this thread for details.) Campaign logs: Chaotic Pioneering / Confessions of a Forked Tongue

06-01-2021, 08:53 AM	#126
Donny Brook Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Snoopy's basement	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Per Woody Woodpecker: "HahahaHAha!" Per Porky Pig: "Th.. th... th... that's all, folks!"

06-01-2021, 10:11 AM	#127
Varyon Join Date: Jun 2013	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead" (repeat as needed) "We've been trying to reach you about your [car/landspeeder/etc]'s extended warranty..." __________________ GURPS Overhaul

06-01-2021, 11:58 AM	#128
benz72 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chagrin Falls	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "What'll it take to get you into a new body bag, today? Apparently just me." in the voice of a cheesy car salesman "STOP, Movement will cause instant detonation. If you would like to call your mother to say goodbye, do so now. Otherwise you may attempt to flee to cause instant detonation." "Alexa, play explosion sounds!" The death sound from the original Pacman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVvAO34chV8) Guided meditation audio and soothing music on a sleep gas grenade The Doors "This is the End" "You should have stayed in school" on an incendiary grenade, in borg voice "Resistance is futile, You will be a$$ immolated" "Fragile, handle with care, just kidding!" __________________ Benundefined Life has a funny way of making sure you decide to leave the party just a few minutes too late to avoid trouble.

06-03-2021, 01:57 PM	#130
Donny Brook Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Snoopy's basement	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Respond "yes" now, if you want to renew your mind-backup subscription.