[DF] Christmas Elves

Anders · 12-18-2010, 10:28 AM

Christmas Elves
20 points

The story of the Christmas Elves is a sad one. They were the greatest artificers of the Elves - their magical rings, enchanted swords and light-as-silk mail helped adventurers everywhere kill goblinoids and other evil creatures. But the great Demon Lord Klaas conquered them and set them to work for him in his frozen lands in the extreme north. Now they spend their time making cheap toys and gaudy jewellery for the Demon Lord to curse and send forth to corrupt the minds of the young.

Advantages: Artificer 2 [20]; Gifted Artist 2 [10]; Magery 0 [5]; Musical Ability 1 [5]
Disadvantages: Social Stigma (Subjugated) [-20]
Features: Bronze or steel gray hair

simply Nathan · 12-18-2010, 12:29 PM

Personally, I would declare Christmas Elves to be a kind of gnome.

panton41 · 12-18-2010, 12:41 PM

If I had mad video editing talents and more patience that I'll ever have I would make an "Elrond vs. Santa Claus" video.

Anders · 12-18-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenneth Latrans

Personally, I would declare Christmas Elves to be a kind of gnome.

I think Klaas is a hell-infused gnome that rose through power by selling his brown, carbonated mind-control drink... :)

Mailanka · 12-18-2010, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenneth Latrans

Personally, I would declare Christmas Elves to be a kind of gnome.

Because they're short and chubby? That's because Santa is big into child-labor.

Stripe · 12-18-2010, 04:11 PM

This thread has the potential to be F-ing awesome.

Who's going to make the "reindeer?" The malicious elf-made golem "toys" (some of which are Frankensteinian horrors)?

Mrs. Klaas needs to be a hawt succubus with a whip. I love succubi. Also, I've been a bad boy. XD

Danukian · 12-18-2010, 04:42 PM

I was did a fun one-shot where Santa was a demented slave master who insisted on calling his enslaved Gnome tinkerers "Elves". Plenty of gimmick weapons (candy cane hook-staff, throwing tree-stars, etc.) and and critters (both gingerbread and snow golems, reindeer using the stats for Nightmares). Good ol holiday fun.

Ed the Coastie · 12-18-2010, 06:08 PM

Santa, his elves and even his reindeer are part of my Tir Afon setting. That helps explain why Arctic explorers have never found Santa's workshop...it exists in the Beyond World.

Captain-Captain · 12-19-2010, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenneth Latrans

Personally, I would declare Christmas Elves to be a kind of gnome.

Nah, they're related to the Baking Elves, aka the Keeblers.

simply Nathan · 12-19-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain-Captain

Nah, they're related to the Baking Elves, aka the Keeblers.

Who I'd also classify as gnomes.

Quote:

If I had mad video editing talents and more patience that I'll ever have I would make an "Elrond vs. Santa Claus" video.

Consider this idea officially stolen by a veteran YTPer. Oh, wait, I don't have any videos of Elrond or Santa Claus. Never mind.

12-18-2010, 10:28 AM	#1
Anders Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	[DF] Christmas Elves Christmas Elves 20 points The story of the Christmas Elves is a sad one. They were the greatest artificers of the Elves - their magical rings, enchanted swords and light-as-silk mail helped adventurers everywhere kill goblinoids and other evil creatures. But the great Demon Lord Klaas conquered them and set them to work for him in his frozen lands in the extreme north. Now they spend their time making cheap toys and gaudy jewellery for the Demon Lord to curse and send forth to corrupt the minds of the young. *Advantages:* Artificer 2 [20]; Gifted Artist 2 [10]; Magery 0 [5]; Musical Ability 1 [5] *Disadvantages:* Social Stigma (Subjugated) [-20] *Features:* Bronze or steel gray hair __________________ “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...” Marcus Aurelius

12-18-2010, 12:29 PM	#2
simply Nathan formerly known as 'Kenneth Latrans' Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wyoming, Michigan	Re: [DF] Christmas Elves Personally, I would declare Christmas Elves to be a kind of gnome. __________________ Ba-weep granah wheep minibon. Wubba lubba dub dub.

12-18-2010, 04:11 PM	#6
Stripe Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest, USA	Re: [DF] Christmas Elves This thread has the potential to be F-ing awesome. Who's going to make the "reindeer?" The malicious elf-made golem "toys" (some of which are Frankensteinian horrors)? Mrs. Klaas needs to be a hawt succubus with a whip. I love succubi. Also, I've been a bad boy. XD __________________ . "How the heck am I supposed to justify that whatever I feel like doing at any particular moment is 'in character' if I can't say 'I'm chaotic evil!'"? —Jeff Freeman

12-18-2010, 04:42 PM	#7
Danukian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: MI	Re: [DF] Christmas Elves I was did a fun one-shot where Santa was a demented slave master who insisted on calling his enslaved Gnome tinkerers "Elves". Plenty of gimmick weapons (candy cane hook-staff, throwing tree-stars, etc.) and and critters (both gingerbread and snow golems, reindeer using the stats for Nightmares). Good ol holiday fun.

12-18-2010, 06:08 PM	#8
Ed the Coastie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona	Re: [DF] Christmas Elves Santa, his elves and even his reindeer are part of my Tir Afon setting. That helps explain why Arctic explorers have never found Santa's workshop...it exists in the Beyond World. __________________ "It's never to early to start beefing up your obituary." -- The Most Interesting Man in the World