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Old 09-28-2019, 07:02 PM   #11
Fred Brackin
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

"Oh look! It's a really shiny sword thrust all the way through a dead body and into the solid stone floor! Perhaps the person who pulls it out will become the King of Mulhorand!"

"Doesn't Mulhorand have Pharoahs instead of Kings?"

"...and wouldn't the sword that made you rightful Pharoah of Mulhorand be a khopesh instead of a longsword?"

"You can't thrust a khopesh into anything. It's shaped all wrong."

later

"Alright Vaska, what do you do when your initiative comes round again?"

"I attack.....I guess the Cleric!"

"So Dalric, it's your turn now. What do you do?"

"I run away!"

"Me too!"

"I slam the door behind me after I run away!"

"There is no door."

"I keep running until I find one!"

"Can I do subdual damage with a battle-axe?"
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