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Old 09-16-2018, 05:18 PM   #11
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Contessa: “Question. Can I survive without oxygen?”
01 (OOC): “Not for long.”

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GM: “So, less a hit and more a gentle caress.”

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GM: “Oh. I didn’t realize I was going to need the spell critical failure chart this early.”

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GM (OOC): “I was hoping for another 18.”
01 (OOC): “A demon appears, but she’s already over there.”

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ETA (forgot this one)
Thayne: "Another critical success?"
GM: "Well, kinda."
Thayne: "Sucky."
GM: "Um, no, that's just three points of damage. I rolled a three. Take three, they're small."

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GM: “Would you like to do a smash or a grab and crush?”
Thayne: “Which is better.”
GM: “Well, smash is more likely to work. Grab and crush is more cathartic.”
Thayne: “Well go with ‘more fun.'”

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GM: “You’re pretty sure Star Fleet needs more werewolves.”

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Thayne: “Because without arms, you can’t cast spells. We know that, right?”
GM: “Um, sure. We’ll go with that.”

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GM: “You haven’t had to be in werewolf this often for a long time. Not since Burning Man.”

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Sylvia (OOC): “Master Roshi?”
GM (OOC): “It’s the only old man figure I could find!”
Contessa (OOC): “Makes as much sense as anything else. But, I’m even more suspicious of him now.”
01 (OOC): “He’s not the figure you needed, he’s the figure you deserved.”

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Contessa is getting undressed in the hangar and changing into a space suit in front of the other players.
Sylvia: “I don’t have another question for Alice, but I do have a question for Contessa: what are you doing?”
Contessa: “We’re in space; I’m getting changed.”
01 (OOC): “When in Rome . . ..”

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GM (OOC): “Sylvia would never want Contessa [the soul-collector demon] in a Star Fleet Uniform!”

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Emalia: “They must be using some form of archaenotech.”
Sylvia: “I don’t know what that means.”
01 (OOC): “Now you know how it feels!”

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Thayne: “I don’t know. I’ll do the Hokey Pokey.”
GM (stunned): “Um, everyone stares at you. Then at Contessa.”
[They have deduced Contessa has mind control powers.]

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