09-16-2018, 05:18 PM | #11 |
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(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Contessa: “Question. Can I survive without oxygen?”
01 (OOC): “Not for long.” -- GM: “So, less a hit and more a gentle caress.” -- GM: “Oh. I didn’t realize I was going to need the spell critical failure chart this early.” -- GM (OOC): “I was hoping for another 18.” 01 (OOC): “A demon appears, but she’s already over there.” -- ETA (forgot this one) Thayne: "Another critical success?" GM: "Well, kinda." Thayne: "Sucky." GM: "Um, no, that's just three points of damage. I rolled a three. Take three, they're small." -- GM: “Would you like to do a smash or a grab and crush?” Thayne: “Which is better.” GM: “Well, smash is more likely to work. Grab and crush is more cathartic.” Thayne: “Well go with ‘more fun.'” -- GM: “You’re pretty sure Star Fleet needs more werewolves.” -- Thayne: “Because without arms, you can’t cast spells. We know that, right?” GM: “Um, sure. We’ll go with that.” -- GM: “You haven’t had to be in werewolf this often for a long time. Not since Burning Man.” -- Sylvia (OOC): “Master Roshi?” GM (OOC): “It’s the only old man figure I could find!” Contessa (OOC): “Makes as much sense as anything else. But, I’m even more suspicious of him now.” 01 (OOC): “He’s not the figure you needed, he’s the figure you deserved.” -- Contessa is getting undressed in the hangar and changing into a space suit in front of the other players. Sylvia: “I don’t have another question for Alice, but I do have a question for Contessa: what are you doing?” Contessa: “We’re in space; I’m getting changed.” 01 (OOC): “When in Rome . . ..” -- GM (OOC): “Sylvia would never want Contessa [the soul-collector demon] in a Star Fleet Uniform!” -- Emalia: “They must be using some form of archaenotech.” Sylvia: “I don’t know what that means.” 01 (OOC): “Now you know how it feels!” -- Thayne: “I don’t know. I’ll do the Hokey Pokey.” GM (stunned): “Um, everyone stares at you. Then at Contessa.” [They have deduced Contessa has mind control powers.] Last edited by Mark Skarr; 09-16-2018 at 09:40 PM. Reason: Forgot a quote |
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