Andrew the Piñata

UncleBob · 08-11-2014, 04:30 PM

Today's Illuminator says that Andrew is loaded up like a piñata and that we should ask from for free stuff.

I usually hit piñatas with sticks to get free stuff.

Which way will give me the best odds of acquiring the maximum amount of free stuff, asking or beating with sticks?

:D

Mister Ed · 08-11-2014, 04:43 PM

I was thrown by the reference to "a piñata at Christmas", but some quick research tells me that piñatas ARE used at Christmas, even though I've never personally encountered that.

felwred · 08-11-2014, 06:42 PM

He should be at Gencon in a couple days, we'll have to hit him there :)

Donovan · 08-11-2014, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleBob

Today's Illuminator says that Andrew is loaded up like a piñata and that we should ask from for free stuff.

I usually hit piñatas with sticks to get free stuff.

Which way will give me the best odds of acquiring the maximum amount of free stuff, asking or beating with sticks?

:D

Don't hit him too hard, the delays in munchkin production would be terrible

philreed · 08-12-2014, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Donovan

Don't hit him too hard, the delays in munchkin production would be terrible

No bruising, hand injury, or head injury.

UncleBob · 08-12-2014, 05:22 AM

I've always assumed that some of the puns on Munchkin cards are the direct result of head injury. :D

MunchkinMan · 08-12-2014, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleBob

I've always assumed that some of the puns on Munchkin cards are the direct result of head injury. :D

So, no new head injuries that would dislodge whatever creates those jokes and puns, m'kay?

UncleBob · 08-12-2014, 06:06 AM

Makes sense. It worked on Gilligan's Island, after all.

morleydotes · 08-12-2014, 07:15 AM

Sooooo.... How many hits from a Nerf bat does it take to get a promo from a Andrew?

Pat

mabhatter · 08-12-2014, 08:12 PM

So we can bash him and take his stuff*??? How Munchkiny!!

*only bashing and taking stuff according to Munchkin Game rules in a non-felonious-assault kind of way.

08-11-2014, 04:30 PM	#1
UncleBob Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Southern Illinois	Andrew the Piñata Today's Illuminator says that Andrew is loaded up like a piñata and that we should ask from for free stuff. I usually hit piñatas with sticks to get free stuff. Which way will give me the best odds of acquiring the maximum amount of free stuff, asking or beating with sticks? :D

08-11-2014, 04:43 PM	#2
Mister Ed Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Portland, Oregon	Re: Andrew the Piñata I was thrown by the reference to "a piñata at Christmas", but some quick research tells me that piñatas ARE used at Christmas, even though I've never personally encountered that.

08-11-2014, 06:42 PM	#3
felwred Join Date: Jun 2014	Re: Andrew the Piñata He should be at Gencon in a couple days, we'll have to hit him there :)

08-12-2014, 05:22 AM	#6
UncleBob Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Southern Illinois	Re: Andrew the Piñata I've always assumed that some of the puns on Munchkin cards are the direct result of head injury. :D

08-12-2014, 06:06 AM	#8
UncleBob Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Southern Illinois	Re: Andrew the Piñata Makes sense. It worked on Gilligan's Island, after all.

08-12-2014, 07:15 AM	#9
morleydotes Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Salem, OR.	Re: Andrew the Piñata Sooooo.... How many hits from a Nerf bat does it take to get a promo from a Andrew? Pat __________________ Salem Midnight Crew / MIB 1987 Or the Wrong MIB. Salem Cell leader, for the clueless in Oregon. Ahhhh... I see the Screw-Up Fairy has visited us again. Closed Captioned for the Humor Impaired

08-12-2014, 08:12 PM	#10
mabhatter Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: Andrew the Piñata So we can bash him and take his stuff??? How Munchkiny!! only bashing and taking stuff according to Munchkin Game rules in a non-felonious-assault kind of way.