Memorable Quotes.

[Christopher R. Rice]

[The PCs are investigating a zombie outbreak at a abby]

Player 1: "Ok, I need to roll my self-control for my compulsive behavior of putting things in my mouth."
GM: "You're in the privy..."
Player 1: "I know." *rolls* "I failed."
GM: *sighs* "Ok, I'm going to roll 3d6 and the higher the roll the more terrible the thing you try to eat." *rolls 18*
*Rest of group bursts in laughter*
Player 2: "I try to get the minotaur to eat something else."
Player 3: "I say 'Hey look, it's corn.'"
GM: T_T
Player 1: "Can I use my one-point Bless to eat something else?"
GM: "YES."