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Old 06-03-2016, 06:30 AM   #1091
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James: “It’s not like this is the first time I’ve been caught with my pants down.”
Lux: “This isn’t even the first time today.”


Lux: “This is James we’re talking about—did you see his ‘Mad Hatter’ costume? Seriously—no rational decision-making process could have ever green-lighted that.”
Trixie: “He was ‘Fancy.’”
James: “Hey, Arin liked it.”
Lux: “Arin wore a ‘San Francisco ‘69ers’ shirt until you told her what it meant.”


Fox (NPC): “So, you’re James Ryder? I’ve heard a lot about you.”
James: “I’m assuming that at least fifty-percent of that is hyperbole and should not be believed.”
Fox: “Well, there’s a story I’ve heard about a costume so bad blind golfers wouldn’t wear it.”
Lux: “Oh, that one’s true.”


Johnny: “You just think, because you’re [sleeping with Major NPC], that makes you a better leader.”
Savannah: “No. He thinks that because he’s better at leading us, he’s a better leader.”
James: “Yeah, take that, hippy!”
Johnny: “You just like giving orders.”
James: “No, I like my friends not being dead.”
Savannah: “Yeah, we like that, too.”
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Old 06-05-2016, 04:42 AM   #1092
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Player: "Why it's always us that have to save the world?"

GM: "Who else should do it?"
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Old 06-10-2016, 11:41 AM   #1093
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From IRC...

<DrDM> So, when worshipping the Random Number Goddess, d20 is Unitarian, while GURPS is Trinitarian?
<Celti> Sure. d20 has all those lesser saints mucking things up, though: the d4, Patron Die of Magic; the d6, Patron Die of Rogues, and the d10, Patron Die of Swordsmen.
<Celti> GURPS may be Trinitarian, but it's pure about it.
<DrDM> You forgot the Patron Die of Rage, the d12, so named because of the emotion it inspires when it inevitably fails to stop rolling.
<DrDM> The thing I like most about "GURPS is Trinitarian" is that each of the individual dice involved are meaningless without the other two -- it really is a "three-that-are-one" thing.
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Old 06-26-2016, 09:15 PM   #1094
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"Girl third one Krak find in Evil Magic House. Second one still alive."

"Are you counting the ghost?"

"Krak not sure if that double-dipping."

"Krak raised by wolves. Were magic wolves. Made to speak Common by Magic Druid use. Was silly. Wolves not good conversationalists."

"Evil Magic Bartender make wolf look chatty."

"So Live Girl tells Krak that Evil Magic Country has Evil Magic Boss? Krak shocked."
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Old 06-27-2016, 04:06 PM   #1095
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Rogue walks into the pailden getting into a bar fight over the bartender having an illegal drink.

"I going to just use stealth to walk out of the room unnoticed."

"You're going to just leave your ally there?"

"Yes, I not getting involved.
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Old 06-27-2016, 04:44 PM   #1096
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"Why didn't you tell the school administration that your dorm walls were oozing blood the last few days?"

"Meh didn't seem like that much of a problem."
I'm the facility manager for the student housing department at a large university. This would happen, no doubt.
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Old 07-03-2016, 08:27 AM   #1097
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In a Banestorm Campaign:

Halfling Nuns: All the piety, half the guilt!
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Old 07-10-2016, 08:21 PM   #1098
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"Blessed are the dung beetles"

"Slime is seldom a positive trait."

"Krak need to go dig hole now?"
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Old 07-10-2016, 09:12 PM   #1099
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"Look the only thing I know about the Maker, is that he has an inordinate fondness for beetles."
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Old 07-25-2016, 09:00 PM   #1100
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A story i heard from a friend

They were playing some game involving psychics, I never which one. This guy was playing a tough cowboy sort of charecter and a psion tried to read his mind for information.

*The Psion eyes started to looked bloodshot as tears of blood started to pour from the eye sockets and his hair turned white."

"Dude what hell did you do to that guy."

"I'v seen some **** in my day, some of that lovecraftian ****. The thing is Lovecraft got somethin a little off. Normal people don't go insane by looking at it, the ones who go insane are those who "try" to comprehend it. Found it a good defense against those damn mind readers, they naturally comprehend on one level above us...they can can see what's truly horrific about those things."
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