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Old 10-22-2013, 01:30 PM   #171
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Holy crap we've got another one of these already?
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Old 10-22-2013, 04:45 PM   #172
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139) I may not have a super who got his powers from being bitten by a radioactive hippopotamus
Hippo-Man, Hippo-Man,
Does whatever a hippo can;
Squishes cars like they were ants,
Eats the bad guys just like plants -
Look out!
Here comes the Hippo-Man!
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Old 10-22-2013, 05:32 PM   #173
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131. I am not to say that my cyborg is only half a meatbag to an HK droid. ;)
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Old 10-25-2013, 09:19 AM   #174
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132) I am no longer allowed to irritate my gf by asking her, "Is there anything else you'd like to purchase?" in a terrible mimicry of a certain Skyrim steward from Windhelm every time one of her characters buys something.
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:22 AM   #175
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133) I'm no longer allowed to let the Cyberpsi who's actually secretly an android anywhere near the Smart Grenades. The fact that he attached fins and Spoofed a "guidance system" onto them should not mean that his "Cyber Skillz!" acts as an impromptu Gunner (Grenade Launcher) skill.
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Old 10-26-2013, 12:24 AM   #176
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134)No longer allowed to list "Party members, thrown" as the Tank's ranged attack.
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Old 10-26-2013, 03:08 AM   #177
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135) I am no longer allowed to use Affliction: Advantage (DR 1, Can't Wear Armor).
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Old 10-26-2013, 05:50 AM   #178
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135) I am no longer allowed to use Affliction: Advantage (DR 1, Can't Wear Armor).
135a) Especially not on the hot Elf chick....
135b) And ESPECIALLY not on the Orc!
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Old 10-26-2013, 06:10 AM   #179
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135) I am no longer allowed to use Affliction: Advantage (DR 1, Can't Wear Armor).
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135a) Especially not on the hot Elf chick....
135b) And ESPECIALLY not on the Orc
How about Affliction: Nudist and Pacifist ?
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Old 10-26-2013, 08:09 AM   #180
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How about Affliction: Nudist and Pacifist ?
You can't Afflict self-imposed mental disadvantages, such as Pacifism.
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