10-21-2016, 02:49 AM | #1131 |
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Eh heh ehh heh eheheh.
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10-24-2016, 11:32 AM | #1132 |
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(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Pinky: "They had a magic pentagram that I murdered."
GM (OOC): "You didn't murder it, you 'Scienced' it." Pinky: "I Scienced the Hell out of it!" Pinky: "Is it magic?" Alistair (Botching a perception check): "Nope!" GM: "You'd think that 'yes, this is what magic looks like' Pinky." Pinky: "Is it technology?" GM: "A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Alistair: "Unless you have magery." Alistair: "On this world, I'm pretty sure I can change her mind for you." Sherry (OOC): "But you're not sure what you would change it into." Monkeyfist edited This Thing and I printed it out to use as a vehicle for the game. Pinky and Alistair have taken to calling it a Herkimer Battle Jitney. |
10-24-2016, 09:59 PM | #1133 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
*point the gun at the tied up space pirate face*
"What the **** did you do with the hundreds of ton of Styrofoam you stole from us?" |
10-31-2016, 05:05 AM | #1134 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From superheroes:
Shimmer: “Don’t you need to hold our necks or something?” Pink: “No. My force field supports you fully, it’s applies the force evenly during acceleration.” Shimmer: “Really?” Pink: “I don’t know! I’m fourteen—I don’t know how this works!” |
10-31-2016, 11:48 PM | #1135 |
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Narrator: Bits of stone, dirt, and gems go flying everywhere
Narrator: The earth elemental is gone Rehael snatches a splinter of jade out of the air as it flies by. "What a team." Rhee: Rhee shields her face as she is showered with dirt. Narrator: A balding man and a chubby woman stick their heads out from around the corner. "Is it dead?" Rehael: "That's a philosophically interesting q -- yes." |
11-03-2016, 02:43 AM | #1136 |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "I love the irony of PCs learning to swim in the decan of fire."
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11-04-2016, 05:02 PM | #1137 |
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Verona, NJ
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
On the world of Ezcalli, when several of Emperor Moctezuma 5's royal guard tumbled out of his blimp during a dogfight and plummeted to their deaths, one of my players quipped: "As Quetzalcoatl as my witness I thought Eagle Knights could fly."
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11-06-2016, 06:16 AM | #1138 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Arguing about a cooperative card game in game.
"Okay but seriously Scotty you need to make better use of your energy. 5 plums makes 10 mana which we can use to invest in other crops." "but if I use them now I can summon the blue eyes white dragon." "Scotty you got to play the long game man." .... "Okay I going to use these draw cards to increase my chances of getting exodia." "No! if you have more then seven cards you start having a oversized hand penalty." "But I so close..I need 3 more pieces." *roll 3d6* "Okay 11 I think that means I draw exodia." (that was the only good roll I made all game) (I was late to a game because of daylight savings time being a thing that only exist in america.) "Godamn it sorry guys I was sleeping too long because of space daylight savings time" |
11-06-2016, 01:25 PM | #1139 |
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
*discussing how to infiltrate the BBEG's lair, we find a couple of Bullywug* bibles on the loot list*
"I know. We dress up as Bullywugs, knock on the door and ask if they've heard the Good News." *frog-people
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11-06-2016, 08:12 PM | #1140 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Hm, Ipaxif got bitten yesterday."
"So we looking for small ugly werewolf or naked confused gnome?" "Maybe just a were-chihuahua. Let's get breakfast first."
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