[Mark Skarr]

GM: “No, Queenie named the ship The Savory Nugget, changing it now would be a fight.”
Quennie: “Yeah, you guys made me captain.”
GM: “I’d let her count her higher-purpose for that.”

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GM (OOC): “I tried to type ‘flaming armor’ into my search, and accidentally typed ‘flaming amour.’”
Magnus (OOC): “That’s an entirely different spell.”
Queenie (OOC): “Sounds like something Fireball needs to learn.”
Magnus (OOC): "Fireball would like to know more."
Queenie (OOC): "Queenie would like to get this book for the crew."

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Queenie: “Can we get one of these five-gallon canteens turned into a squirt bottle for when Seven Shadow is bad?”

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Queenie (OOC): “I heard ‘chewing a horse.’ It was very-briefly body-horror.”

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Segric: “You don’t normally see an infernal leading an exorcism.”

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Segric: “We all know cats like it where it’s warm.”
Magnus: “I can set him on fire for free . . ..”

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Seven (OOC): “Horses don’t get a bale of hay a day—that would be a really fat horse.”
Queenie (OOC): “I have named him ‘Emergency rations.’”

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Queenie (OOC): “Queenie’s in the back reading a book on what does and does not constitute sexual harassment.”
Seven (OOC): “Saying ‘ahoy mate’ is fine.”
GM (OOC): “Saying ‘Hello sailor’ is not.”

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GM: “Friends. Your potential employers and Captain: Queenie Puffenberger . . . and the Electric Mayhem.”
Seven (OOC): “NO! . . . The Eclectic Mayhem! That’s our adventuring party name!”

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Queenie (OOC): “Addendum to the workplace harassment book: Dressing the pixie up as a parrot and having it sit on your shoulder is offensive. The title of the book will be ‘Can I put a pixie in a Parrot outfit and other questions.’ That’ll be her secondary form of income.”

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Tresh: “Kobolds are like catfolk, just with fewer hairballs.”
Ezekiel: "So . . . better?"

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Queenie: “I have, what is known in the Campbellan community as ‘the hook up.’”

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Seven (OOC, to self): “What is the minus . . .?”
GM (OOC): “It’s the line that is not mating with a colon.”

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Ezekiel: “I’m torn on using the Eye of Azudhu as a power item.”
GM: “As I said a little bit ago to Magnus: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"