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Old 08-04-2019, 04:49 PM   #1495
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Seven: “Ehem. I will not be ‘negotiating’ next time.”
Magnus: “You didn’t negotiate this time!”

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Magnus: “I’m pretty sure they’d rather not take orders from us.”
Nasir: “A captain is a captain—so long as they’re competent.”
Magnus: “So, I’m sure they’d rather not take orders from us.”

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Queenie: “I’m declaring a ‘Code Nightmare Kitchen.’ We’re going to need Gorgon Ramsey on this.”

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Ludmun (Dwarven bartender): “You’ll probably want stuff off the kiddie menu.”
Queenie (OOC): “Only two things are less than 80 proof in here, and they’re used to clean the bar.”

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Yorerra: “Life’s not about fun, it’s about surviving to see tomorrow.”
Queenie (OOC): “That’s NPC talk!”

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Seven: “It’s about living to the fullest, you never know. Tomorrow you might take an axe to the groin.”
Magnus: “Or yesterday in your case.”

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Queenie: “You could leave Fireball to keep an eye on Seven. What’s the worst that could happen?”

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Ezekiel: “Could be worse, [the ship's name] could be Axe to the Groin.”
Queenie (OOC): “I think we’d have a hard time with retention: All-aboard the Axe to the Groin.”

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Magnus (OOC): “I’m still not convinced that Queenie isn’t a giant Halfling.”
Seven (OOC): “A Dire Halfling.”

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Queenie: “I’m going to rub some citronella on me.”
Seven: “I still smell like catnip.”

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Magnus: “I think the elves gave [the ship] to us for hush money.”

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Corrus: “Two xenophobic races . . . how did they make a baby?”
Magnus: “Love potions are a thing.”
Corrus: “Fair enough.”

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Magnus: “It’s what makes you feel alive, mate.”
Corrus: “Yes, mating does make one feel alive.”
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