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Old 05-04-2017, 08:21 AM   #1202
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Originally Posted by Ghostdancer View Post
Didn't happen in game, but during character creation:

Player: "Hey, can I waterboard a demon with holy water?"
Me: "Errr . . . ummm . . . yes."
Player: "What skill do I use? Interrogation?"
Me: "Yes. You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
Player: "I can do this with vampires too . . ."
Me: *sigh* "What can of worms have I opened . . ."
Player: "I'm JACK BAUER, [expletive deleted]."
That last line really ought to have been "I'm the Reverend Jack Bauer, [female dog]!"
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