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Old 01-05-2018, 12:55 AM   #1306
Christopher R. Rice
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Player 1: "I wish to use scrounging to find some oil in the outhouse."
Player 2:: "..."
GM (Me): "..."
Player 2: "See, that's 'stealing the oil from the lamp in the outhouse.' And leaving everyone else to [word for bowel movement] in the dark."
Player 1: "I prefer to call it 'striking it rich.'"
Player 2: "And the first time that happens, the innkeeper decides he'll give $50/week off [the price of your rooms] if the adventuring wizard will put a continual light on the inside of the outhouse door."
GM (Me): *sigh*
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