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Mark Skarr · 09-29-2019, 05:26 PM

Seven (OOC): “Did Ashleigh remove the message or did you?”
GM (OOC): “I removed the message. As I was working on the table, setting [Ashleigh] up, it was annoying having ‘boobs’ [80085 on the calculator] staring me in the face.”

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GM (OOC): “There were too many orphan jokes.”
Queenie (OOC): “We needed more orphan jokes. Morphan jokes.”
GM (OOC): “Ugh.”

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GM: “Ezekiel cannot examine the ledgers yet, as they still have magebane on them.”
Seven: “I can hold them for him.”
GM: “Seven couldn’t be still for that long.”

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Seven: “I step out and raise my arms, away from all of my weapons?”
GM: “Do you turn off the hide spell from your armor?”
Seven: “Yes.”
Magnus (OOC): “There he is, officer! The orphan-taker!.”

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K’Tia: “Are you gluttons for punishment?”
Queenie: “I’m a priestess of Campbello.”
Magnus (OOC): “So, punishment for gluttons.”

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GM: “Breakfast for a dwarf would be: beer brats, beer-battered fries and beer.”
Queenie: “Yeah, a traditional dwarven breakfast would be at least eighty-proof.”

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Seven: “Why couldn’t it be ‘Beer’gath?’”

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Queenie: “Magnus. Do you have a sentient water-bottle spell?”

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GM: “Female dwarves have beards.”

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GM: “It’s only a few minutes of you guys being together with people crying out ‘Ah! It’s the Dirty Sextet!’”
Queenie (OOC): “The Dirty Sextet is another book Queenie would definitely have.”

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GM: “Well, roll your stealth anyway. You could always critically fail.”
[Seven rolls a seventeen, which, is just a failure with his stealth of 18]
Seven (OOC): “That is your fault!”

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Seven: “If I die, don’t leave me down there.”
Magnus: “Right. Viking funeral.”
Seven: “Just take some of my ashes and spread them at sea.”
GM (OOC): “Take my ashes and rub them on people I didn’t like in life.”
(Seven begins laughing, uncontrollably.)
Queenie (OOC): “You’ve got another thing coming if you think death will get out of this group.”

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GM: “Okay . . . there’s another skill Seven will need . . ..”
Party: “Yeah.”
GM: “Forward Observer. I mean, it’s appropriate, you do have an artillery mage.”

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GM: “You have the opportunity to do something amazing. DO IT!”

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Magnus: “This is going to cost me thirty-nine fatigue.”
GM: “When Magnus does something amazing, it’s usually really expensive.”
(Magnus went on to cast three spells, in succession, that were critical successes—two shape earths and one 5d, 3-hex Towering Inferno—so it cost him zero fatigue.)

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Seven (OOC): “It’s a shame blood isn’t flammable.”
GM (OOC): “At these temperatures—everything is flammable.”

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Queenie: “Team Lady-Tank, AWAY!”

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GM: “I knew someone was going to make their save [vs one-half their HT]. That’s just the way these rolls work. But, I’m so glad it was Ezekiel. Because it would mess with him most of all.”

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Seven: “Okay, anything else we need to spend money on, before the game ends?”
GM: “One-hundred dollars to get everyone’s pants cleaned.”
Seven: “Yep. Fair enough.”

09-29-2019, 05:26 PM	#1512
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. Seven (OOC): “Did Ashleigh remove the message or did you?” GM (OOC): “I removed the message. As I was working on the table, setting [Ashleigh] up, it was annoying having ‘boobs’ [80085 on the calculator] staring me in the face.” -- GM (OOC): “There were too many orphan jokes.” Queenie (OOC): “We needed more orphan jokes. Morphan jokes.” GM (OOC): “Ugh.” -- GM: “Ezekiel cannot examine the ledgers yet, as they still have magebane on them.” Seven: “I can hold them for him.” GM: “Seven couldn’t be still for that long.” -- Seven: “I step out and raise my arms, away from all of my weapons?” GM: “Do you turn off the hide spell from your armor?” Seven: “Yes.” Magnus (OOC): “There he is, officer! The orphan-taker!.” -- K’Tia: “Are you gluttons for punishment?” Queenie: “I’m a priestess of Campbello.” Magnus (OOC): “So, punishment for gluttons.” -- GM: “Breakfast for a dwarf would be: beer brats, beer-battered fries and beer.” Queenie: “Yeah, a traditional dwarven breakfast would be at least eighty-proof.” -- Seven: “Why couldn’t it be ‘Beer’gath?’” -- Queenie: “Magnus. Do you have a sentient water-bottle spell?” -- GM: “Female dwarves have beards.” -- GM: “It’s only a few minutes of you guys being together with people crying out ‘Ah! It’s the Dirty Sextet!’” Queenie (OOC): “The Dirty Sextet is another book Queenie would definitely have.” -- GM: “Well, roll your stealth anyway. You could always critically fail.” [Seven rolls a seventeen, which, is just a failure with his stealth of 18] Seven (OOC): “That is your fault!” -- Seven: “If I die, don’t leave me down there.” Magnus: “Right. Viking funeral.” Seven: “Just take some of my ashes and spread them at sea.” GM (OOC): “Take my ashes and rub them on people I didn’t like in life.” (Seven begins laughing, uncontrollably.) Queenie (OOC): “You’ve got another thing coming if you think death will get out of this group.” -- GM: “Okay . . . there’s another skill Seven will need . . ..” Party: “Yeah.” GM: “Forward Observer. I mean, it’s appropriate, you do have an artillery mage.” -- GM: “You have the opportunity to do something amazing. DO IT!” -- Magnus: “This is going to cost me thirty-nine fatigue.” GM: “When Magnus does something amazing, it’s usually really expensive.” (Magnus went on to cast three spells, in succession, that were critical successes—two shape earths and one 5d, 3-hex Towering Inferno—so it cost him zero fatigue.) -- Seven (OOC): “It’s a shame blood isn’t flammable.” GM (OOC): “At these temperatures—everything is flammable.” -- Queenie: “Team Lady-Tank, AWAY!” -- GM: “I knew someone was going to make their save [vs one-half their HT]. That’s just the way these rolls work. But, I’m so glad it was Ezekiel. Because it would mess with him most of all.” -- Seven: “Okay, anything else we need to spend money on, before the game ends?” GM: “One-hundred dollars to get everyone’s pants cleaned.” Seven: “Yep. Fair enough.”