[Matthias Wasser]

Qlippoqoxxes-Jezuthai
Shedite of Gluttony

4 Corporeal Forces; Strength 10, Agility 6
2 Ethereal Forces; Intelligence 2, Precision 6
3 Celestial Forces; Will 8, Perception 4

Attunements - Consume, Devour, Score, Shedite of Gluttony

Skills – normally, you're not the studious type, but when you heard you might get to visit the Corporeal Plane you raided infernal libraries for all the important stuff: cookbooks, pick-up artist blogs, the Cosmo Karma Sutra, and erowid.org. If anything, this left you with less understanding of the Corporeal world than you started with, but you did pick up Artistry (Cooking) and Chemistry at 3 levels each, letting you cook food and drugs at base target numbers of 7 and 5, respectively.

Songs
Numinous Corpus: Fangs (6) – You sing a throaty, hungry song, and your host's mouth grows grotesquely large and filled with sharp teeth.

Discord – Fresh out of Hell and none too thoughtful, you will be on a complete sensory overload the second you get to drive around a real meat body. (The pleasures which exist in life exist in Hell, too, but are never quite “real.”) You are Gluttonous and Lustful at 1 level each and must succeed a TN 9 check in order to avoid indulging in physical pleasures when given the opportunity. You're here to take people on a wonderful ride of cigarettes, pornography, television, hookers, blow, and Chinese take-out; although it never crosses your mind to call yourself selfless (selflessness is evil, right?) you do think of yourself as a fun being to be around – your host provides you with a body, and you help the host enjoy all life has to offer. Win-win!

You have no permanent vessel, of course, but prefer either hosts who are total epicureans (they probably know where to have a good time!) or temperamental ascetics (poor creatures! You should show them how to live a little!) In your true form you are a floating blob of fat, pockmarked by gaping jaws and needle punctures.

Zepar
Impudite of Theft

3 Corporeal Forces; Strength 4, Agility 8
3 Ethereal Forces; Intelligence 4, Precision 8
3 Celestial Forces; Will 8, Perception 4

Attunements - Impudite of Theft

Skills – You know all of the following ten skills at level 2, and since your relevant attributes in all of them are 8, your base target number for each is 10: Acrobatics, Climbing, Dodge, Driving, Escape, Lockpicking, Move Silently, Running, Savoir-Faire, Seduction. Although you speak with a French accent, you do not actually know any mortal languages beyond English. You also claim to be a master fencer, but this too is false; and most of what you know about the workings of the criminal underworld comes from Hollywood.

Vessel – As played by Tom Cruise; level 1, sex appeal +3; you have parlayed this into Role/5 Status/4 as “Danton Zeppy,” daring jewel thief. Theft has sent you to Earth to glamorize its Word, a task you perform with absolute naïve joy. It fulfills your Impudite nature to be the subject of such gossip and adoration! You wear stolen Armani and Brooks Brothers even when they would be out of place, and typically have about fifteen Rolexes up your sleeve. In your true form you are rather more androgynous, goat-horned, and bat-winged, but still slender and beautiful.