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Old 06-02-2018, 07:43 AM   #848
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Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

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Originally Posted by Dr. Beckenstein View Post
501. Thou shall not throw hand grenades in a high-speed chase during rush hour.

501a. Esp. if your opponents drive a stolen 18-wheeler, loaded with a top-secret military cargo, at maximum speed.
I have a friend who worked for an auto insurance company. During the Terminator 3 crane and pickup chase he kept wincing until suddenly he relaized "Wait, this vehicle is being used in the commission of a crime. The company is not liable."
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