[WaterAndWindSpirit]

524 ) Not allowed to bake any sort of cake using only poisonous ingredients. Poisoned cakes still need flour and other non-toxic ingredients.

525 ) Not allowed to ask the bard to sing the "Iced Arsenic Cake" song for his "Inspire Competence".

525 b ) Especially since that that cartoon predates my life by a decade or two. Or three.

526) Not allowed to sing the parody by "Le Joueur du Grenier" either, even if we just ran out of lantern oil and have been making heavy use of the "jump" and "tumble" skills.