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Old 06-16-2019, 03:58 PM   #1478
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Seven: “OOH! I bet Fireball is excellent at making popcorn.”
GM: “Yes, Fireball does have cooking.”

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Queenie: “I have decided, for Queenie, as she learned the Common Language from her native, that the word for ‘Kill’ is the same as ‘soup’ so all of her battle cries are comments on the delivering of soup.”
Tharn: “Her enemy is the Soup Nazi?”
Queenie: “Soup Nazis killed my village.”

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Queenie: “He had too much soup.”

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Tharn: “AH! Fireball, get this guy off me!”
Fireball: “I’m tryin’! He’s also fire!”
(Fireball is a living fireball spell)

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GM: “Queenie can’t quite reach him this turn.”
Queenie: “Ah, I can’t deliver him any soup!”
Seven: “Soup train is a-comin’!”

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GM: “And he is at negative thirty-four hit points, and goes down.”

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Queenie: “I guess her silver mace will just be like a wolf’s head.”
Tharn: “Not a ladle?”
Queenie: “Ladle works!”
Tharn: “Are you sure you’re not a Halfling?”

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Queenie: “Queenie’s backstory has become much more complicated.”
GM: “Do you want me to re-make her as a holy warrior who serves the goddess of food?”
Queenie: “Sure, that sounds fun!”

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GM: “Does she need exorcism? Would boiling the Hell out of food count as exorcism?”
Tharn: “Yes.”
Queenie: “I think so.”
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