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Old 06-11-2017, 07:35 PM   #1230
Mark Skarr
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Rio (OOC): “I don’t run anywhere.”
Angel (OOC): “I run late—that’s my cardio.”

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Angel: “It’s okay, you helped and fought with us.”
Rio: “Ix-nay on-yay e-thay ighting-fay.”
Angel: “I don’t speak Spanish.”

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Rio (OOC): “You have several words for him—most of them start ‘does that hurt?’”
Teo (OOC): “Nah, mostly it’s just ‘do you know what a Turban Wedgie is?’”

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Rio: “Angel and Rio will go to WalMart. She’ll get bird seed and some glittery stuff.”
GM: “Are you going to BeDazzle the birds?”
Rio (OOC): “No, she is not going to BeDazzle the birds. As awesome as that would be.”
GM (OOC): “No! As fabulous as that would be.”

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Raven: “Teo, do you want to open the door?”
Teo: “I can do that. Would you rather have Scooby do it?”
GM (OOC): “Right now, he’s more like Scrappy.”

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Teo (opening a fridge): “Oh! The milk’s gone bad.”
Raven (OOC): “The milk’s gone bad and is holding the cheese hostage!”

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Rio: “Do you know any spells for Mirror Travel?”
Shop keep: “No, and neither should you.”
Rio: “I see. How about the opposite. Something to prevent mirror travel?”
Shop keep: “Yeah, I have some things like that.”
Rio: “I hope it doesn’t involve a shotgun and a tripwire.”
Shop keep: “Depends on how secure you want to be.”

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GM: “Matt’s looking a little shifty.”
(Matt is a shapeshifter and suffered his involuntary change)
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