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Old 03-30-2008, 11:41 PM   #153
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Wow.
We were in rare form today.

(About Ninjas)
Ghost: They're just little peasants form the mountains. You can kill them with impunity.
Me: I'd use explosives . . . impunity is a crappy weapon.
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Shadowvyce (the ninja): How many points would it take . . .?
Ghost: Oh, this'll be good. You can't do that on seven points.
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Me: The ninja is making more noise than the sonics blaster!
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Brian: So, do any of them still look dangerous?
GM: No, not at this point.
Brian: Eh. Then I'll just attack whoever's closest.
Shadowvyce: I'm closest to you!
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Shadowvyce: He was quiet . . . -ish.
Ghost: -ISH!? When you add "-ish" it's no longer quiet!
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Shutterbug (to Shadowvyce): Wait a minute!
*Camera Clicking*
Shutterbug: I've always wanted a picture of "irony."
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Shutterbug (to police): You've got guns, right?
GM (as police): Yeah!?
Shutterbug: Good, that's important!
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Shadowvyce: Tell me you cleaned the hair trap?
Silent Vengance: *Smug Grin*
Me: That's beneath her.
MonkeyFist: She has people for that.
Me (pointing to Shadowvyce): You.
Shutterbug: I want a ninja janitor.
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GM: Once you get underground you don't see any more homeless.
MonkeyFist: Woo-hoo! We solved the homeless problem!
Shutterbug: We won the war on Homelessness!

My character (Ambrosia) has only been around Shadowvyce for two session and has already dubbed him "the worlds loudest ninja."
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