[Mark Skarr]

James: “I need your help.”
Arin: “I’m not capable of providing the kind of help you need.”

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Pinky: “Someone get me a radioactive isotope and I can fix this!”

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Pinky: “Don’t shoot her; we don’t know if she’s a bad guy.”
Todd: “She’s got her gun drawn!”
Pinky: “So do you!”

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Todd: “How did you find us?”
Ace (talking dog): “I’m a very good dog.”

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Ace: “Your ship had some . . . non-standard parts, didn’t it?”
Pinky: “Dude, you have no idea. We have no idea.”

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Pinky: “Beyonce’s been dead for years.”
Kandra: “No, she’s alive. See, here’s her newest music video.”
Pinky (OOC): “Suddenly, I don’t want to leave anymore.”
Duncan (OOC): “Isn’t there something in your scriptures about worshiping false American Idols?”

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Pinky: “That sounds cancer-inducing.”
Ace: “That hasn’t been proven—yet.”

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(At a Chuck E. Cheese)
Todd: “I’m totally down with wherever Ace wants to take us. I’m now massaging my guns through the duster.”
Pinky (OOC): “You’ll get arrested if you do that near kids.”

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Todd (OOC): “What would Pinky do if she saw a TL6 pistol?”
Duncan (OOC): “Throw up a bit in her mouth.”

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GM: “Make a fast draw roll.”
Todd: “I critically fail (mock sobbing).”

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(after a string of horrible rolls)
Todd: “Again, I play it off like I meant to do it.”

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Ace: “There’s just another White Star Trading Outpost there . . . we don’t know if they have a conveyor. It’s not like they put that on their web page: We have a conveyor, come see it in action.”

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Pinky (OOC): “If I had my stuff, I’d be totally ‘Faster *****cat [puttytat], Kill Kill.’”

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Duncan (OOC): “Pinky is inclined to trust her, because she’s got a biblical name: Jayzee.”
Pinky (OOC): “As far as she knows, that’s true . . ..”

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Todd: “Todd’s going to slip Pinky the .38.”
Duncan (OOC): “Giggity.”