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Old 04-14-2019, 04:57 PM   #1461
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Shaman/Grandpa: “You can’t keep these here; it makes the spirits angry.”
Teo: “Where can I keep them?”
Shaman/Grandpa: “The fires of Mount Doom come to mind.”

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GM: “The fire department is there, looking at the smoldering remains of a house.”
Teo: “Do I know who lived here?”
GM: “Missing by four, no.”
Mike (OOC): “Missing by four, you’re not sure it was a house. It could have been an abode, or a bungalow.”
GM (OOC): “Possibly a really aggressive barbeque pit.”

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Angel: “She’s having that panicked getting dressed moment, where you can’t get your pants on.”
Teo: “Pants go on your legs.”
Mike (OOC): “Or your lekku, if you’re a cold Twi’lek.”

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Angel (OOC): “I’d like to think that his name is ‘Hunk Jarman.’”
Mike (OOC): “It’s ‘Mike Lewis.’ I’m not naming him ‘Hunk Jarman.’”

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Teo (OOC): “Whatever sprinkles your donut.”

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Librarian: “Maybe things happen for a reason.”
Mike: “Due to ‘cause and effect,’ yeah.”
Teo (OOC): “Smart [butt].”
GM (OOC): “He’s not as smart as he thinks he is.”
Mike (OOC): “His [butt] has a doctorate; he does not.”

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Teo: “I’ve got three things, about this big, that I need to get rid of so they won’t come back to haunt me.”
Mike (OOC): “Literally.”
Teo: “It’s not a body, I promise!”

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Juno: “What do you want, Ursula?”
Ursula: “How did you know?! What did I do wrong?”
Juno: “You mean other than the smell?”
Ursula: “It’s patchouli! It’s a popular fragrance.”
Mike (OOC): “Ugh!”
Ursula (OOC): “I know.”

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Angel (OOC): “Just an evil thought-we should invite Ursula in and stick her with the bill.”
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