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Old 01-06-2019, 05:01 PM   #1432
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: “It’s like being from Hell and visiting New Jersey. It’s a different kind of Hell.”

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Contessa: “I’m not a succubus! I brandish my whip in defiance.”

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01: “That would be a terrible warning shot.”
GM: “It was a German warning shot!”

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Contessa: “The werewolf’s back is to me? I’ll transform for that precious DR.”

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GM: “It’s a bad day to be a Nazi, apparently.”
Thane: “It’s always a bad day to be a Nazi.”

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Thane: “Decisions . . . which should I use as a suppository for this Nazi machine gunner? His friend’s helmet, or this grenade he fumbled?”

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Thane: “We need to find the cellar. Labs are always in the cellar.”
GM: “You are not wrong.”

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GM: “It is not a nudist, and you are not a carnie, but you, absolutely, can ride the treant.”

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GM: “Achtung! Aw, crap!”

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Achim (NPC): “No, we’re not interested in being mounts or mules.”
Contessa: “It’s more like being a family.”
Achim (NPC): “We’re not interested in being in the family way.”

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Contessa: “Mecha-Werewolf vs Robo-Hitler!”

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Adam: “The Jig! She is up!”

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GM: “And we will end it here.”
Thane: “Hip deep in demons. Ooh, that would be a good name for next episode.”
Contessa: “Or, ‘we will not-zee them again!’”
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