Re: Memorable Quotes.
Eric: “I’ll listen closely to the police, he has no forensics training.”
GM: “You don’t need forensics for this corpse.”
Eric: “Oh? It’s been mauled?”
GM: “It’s bisected at the waist.”
Eric (OOC): “So, mauled . . . Darth Maul’ed.”
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Chaos Coyote (OOC): “Poodles! I didn’t know I was dying. I mean, I knew I was on fire, but I didn’t realize I was dying!”
Mark Skarr (OOC): “Uh. . .”
Hand of Bobb (OOC): “Uh.”
Mark Skarr (OOC): “That’s normal. Two great tastes that go great together.”
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Our regularly scheduled game got bumped, so I picked up, Superfight for TTS. It was hilarious. I will need to get the expansions.
Mark Skarr: “Okay, so, you’re Robin Hood, whose bottom half is a turtle. You’re fighting Bobb’s Nine-Foot tall Street Fighter. Your contest is . . . ARCHERY!”
Chaos: “I’m giving it to Robin Hood.”
Mark: “Yeah, me too.”
Bobb: “Yeah.”
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Mark: “I have a catapult with unlimited livestock, you’re telling me I can’t find a chicken that can out-dance a turtle?”
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Chaos: “Your Mr. Rogers with an infinite sausage lasso is now fighting . . . Darth Vader! With all the Dragon Balls!”
Mark: “Your contest is . . . Musical Chairs!”
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Mark: “I can beat that Darth Vader! I have the ability to see three seconds into the future! And . . . I’m Chuck Norris.”
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Bobb: “I’m pretty sure Stephen Hawking using a prehensile tongue to kick flip would be pretty rad.”
Chaos: “Better than a magical girl with no depth perception.”
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Mark: “So, I’m Sakura, swinging a shark on a chain and . . . I’m a maid.”
Bobb: “Yeah, doesn’t really matter the contest . . . being a maid automatically powers up any Anime girl.”
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Mark: “Rocket Launcher tag? Goku, man—he’s basically Anime Superman.”
Chaos: “And the fighters must have lengthy monologues before fighting.”
Bobb: “Yeah, got to give that to Goku.”
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Perkidann: “We’re doing rhythmic gymnastics in LA traffic while skiing in front of an avalanche. What else can happen?”
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Perkidann: “Our superhero name is ‘Bear Spray.’”
(for a Neurotoxin spraying Rambo as a side kick to a Tween Bear.)
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Perkidann: “I gave up the being Terminator with a bag that has everything in the world to be a Vegan, in a meat bikini who can’t stop sobbing!”
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Mark: “Hannibal is finally defeated by . . . Quidditch. Ironic really.”
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