Re: Memorable Quotes.
James: “Because if I caught the guy, I’d put him in a hurt cannon.”
Arin: “A hurt . . . cannon?”
James: “It’s like a hurt locker, but more permanent.”
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GM: “Make a perception check.”
James: “Six, so, by critical.” (James’ PER is 17)
GM: “Now, make a fright check.”
James: “Four—waste of a perfectly good, hard Critical Success.”
GM: “The driver has been replaced . . . by Sabrina.”
James (Physical tic of my left eye twitching)
GM: “You critically succeeded your fright check.”
James: “That might not have been by enough.”
(Sabrina is a practical joker who has developed a complex about James. His Precognition, and included Danger Sense, have allowed him to avoid all of her jokes.)
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Teo: “How did you know fire would work on it?”
James: “Doctor Hibbert.”
Teo: “He’s an expert on monsters?”
James: “Nah, it’s just his cure for everything. Mine too.”
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James: “If this gets any more weird, it’s going to challenge my love life for complexity.”
Angel, Duke, Duncan, Matt, Teo: “Not possible.”
GM (OOC): “The word you’re looking for is ‘unpossible.’”
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