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Old 07-21-2019, 05:13 PM   #1490
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Stephanie: "Does the council have plans for him, or do I need to drop him on the moon for the rest of his life?"

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Stephanie: "Are you going to, um, squeegee her memory?"
<beat>
Luna: "WHAT?!"

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GM: “He’s left holding a burning rope, or a fuse, if it were any faster.”

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GM: “With a blow of Campbello’s mighty can, Queenie batters the shark-pirate, knocking the wind out of him. Which is odd, as you’re pretty sure sharks don’t have lungs.”

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GM: “Queenie, there is a rough piece of shark in front of you—do you wish to continue tenderizing?”

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GM: “Sharks are not made of magnesium—while in the water they cannot burn.”

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GM: “You’re pretty sure some of your choclears have broken off.”

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Fireball (OOC): “Seven.exe has failed to respond.”

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GM (OOC): “I would make a 9½ Weeks reference, but it would be lost.”
Queenie (OOC): “Yeah, things really heat up when she gets out of her armor.”

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Fireball: “Guys! Guys! Seven’s short-attention span has kicked in, and he can’t hear me to get him wrangled!”

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Queenie: “Operation ‘Flaming Parade Balloon’ Start!”

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Pirate Captain: “Oh, great. Soup Nazis.”
Queenie: “I’ll make you eat those words!”

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(after being shot with a blunderbuss)
Queenie: “How dare you. No one peppers me!”

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GM: “You can see . . .”
Seven: “Gods of fire and fury.”
(Magnus casts a 3d, 3 hex Towering Inferno against a boat)
GM: “Yep.”

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Queenie: “I think he’s swearing at me in binary.”

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Leo: “There’s a Free Willy joke in here, somewhere.”

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GM: “He will not eat the crow, so you must feed him the justice.”

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Queenie: “Operation ‘Flaming Parade Balloon’ is again, a smashing success.”

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GM: “No. That was over here . . . on the boat . . . that exploded.”

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GM: “Nope, that was a groin hit.”
Queenie (OOC): “Spay or neuter your catperson. Now we have to put a cone on him until it heals.”
Seven: “Was it even worth opening?”
Queenie (OOC): “That depends on how attached you were to your genitals.”
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