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Old 07-28-2019, 05:17 PM   #1492
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Magnus: “The colonary cathedral?”
GM: “NO! Culinary Cathedral!”
Queenie (OOC): “Cambpello’s number one concern is your number two!”

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Queenie: “That’s the good thing about eating with a priest of Campbello: Grace is baked into the food.”

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After a conversation with Ezekiel about a magic-but-not-magic Eyeball/stone where he asks if he can hold onto it for a bit.
Magnus: “You’ll need to sign this waiver.”

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Magnus (OOC): “Sounds like an enthusiastic dog licking the mike.”

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The K’el: “Were you dropped on your head as a child?”
Seven: “No, but I did just take an axe to the groin.”
The K’el: “Ow! OW!”

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GM: “Ugh. Now all my Orks have to be Drill Instructors.”

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Magnus (OOC): “He likes big boats and he cannot lie.”

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Queenie: “Does it remind me of a dire animal?”
GM: “Anything you don't like reminds you of dire animals.”
Queenie: “I’m squinting at it.”

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Seven: “Something we have not talked about: who will be the captain?”
Fireball: “I’m your huckleberry!”
Seven: “You couldn’t wear the hat.”

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Fireball: “I don’t need brown trousers! I’m never that scared!”

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Magnus (OOC): “How many puffins does it take to make a burger?”

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Seven: “I’m going to give her a small sheaf of paper with nautical terms written down. These are nautical terms, yell them often and loudly. The sailors will know what to do.”

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Queenie: “I’m naming my ship “The Savory Nugget” and you can’t stop me!”

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Lossolir: “He doesn’t do much of the buyin’ does he?”
Queenie: “Well . . ..”
Magnus: “Not after today.”

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Lossolir: “Any idiot can learn magic.”
Magnus: “HEY!”

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