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Old 09-01-2019, 05:15 PM   #1502
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Queenie: “More tasty and less sodium!”

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GM (OOC): “This is like last week. Queenie is leaving them with the Single-All-Important-Last-Pixel-of-Life.”
Queenie (OOC): “Yes. Go forth my kill-stealers.”

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GM: “Queenie’s mace, against chainmail, is Super Effective! Especially being on fire.”
Queenie: “For the glory of Campbello: EAT IT!”

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Ezekiel: “I’m going to step back—I’m not sure it was voluntary.”

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GM: “Seven is experimenting with all of the all-out attack options.”

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Queenie: “Queenie is totally desecrating this thing’s corpse.”

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Seven: “I do not see a weapon—this could be very very bad.”
Magnus: “That means he’s a mage.”

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Queenie: “[this armor] will let me have the first electric stove.”

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Queenie (OOC): “I told my roommate about the damage I took last fight, and she said ‘Campbello giveth and he taketh away.’”

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Ezekiel: “I expect that touching it would get me electrocuted.”
GM: “You are correct, sir.”

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Magnus: “It’s Miller time.”
GM: “Is Magnus going to do anything, or just crack open a cold paut?”

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(after the Thunderclap goes off . . . five minutes of “what?!” jokes.)

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Seven: “If you use alphabet soup you can spell out your anger.”

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GM: “If you put all of this stuff on Stabby [the golem], it gives a +8 reaction; they’ll think he’s the captain.”

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Queenie: “Ha ha ha ha! Operation Lightning balloon! Wait, does this mean I’m a weather balloon?”

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Seven (OOC): “We’ll get you a bumper sticker.”
Queenie (OOC): “What? ‘My other ride is Campbello?’”

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Magnus: “Or—this is all just a hallucination as you bleed out on the dungeon floor from having your leg chopped off.”
Ezekiel: “That may be the more logical answer, right now.”

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Queenie: “I’m pretty sure her activation word is ‘Bring it!’ Or soups on. It’s very confusing around dinner time.”

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Seven: “Other than the sanity-draining hammer, what else does he have?”

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Magnus: “Imagine how much [poop] I could set on fire with seventy FP!”
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