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Old 11-21-2018, 05:41 PM   #3
evileeyore
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Default Re: [Monster] Heckittens

I would like to add that rumors persist that Heckkittens can be subdued by giving them each a pair of mittens.

It's said that Clerics of the Good God of Light can 'dial down' the Light Jet spell and distract Heckkittens by racing the light spot around on various surfaces. Other weapons of distraction include infernal catnip (inquire with your local Druid) and The Fuzzy Toys of Dismemberment (available soon from your nearest Gnomco retailer).
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