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Old 03-08-2008, 03:05 PM   #142
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

In my Saturday Morning Travelling Rock & Roll Band campaign last week, the group's roadie, Dick Dimple ("Call me Richard"), and their manager Skyler ("Call me any time!") had been captured by a group of evil spy babes who were using a cheese factory as a cover for their evil schemes.

The evil mastermind was about to lower the two of them into a vat of molten cheese and she cackled "How do you like fondue?"

To which Dickie replied: "I fon-don't!"
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