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Old 08-31-2007, 06:14 PM   #54
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

In a recent fantasy adventure, the players were traversing the 9 circles of Hell to reach an evil elemental being at the bottom that must be slain. The journey there was... surprisingly like wonderland.

Devil: "What are you people doing here? You're not even dead!"
PC Druid: "Uh... we're delivering ice water?"
Devil: "Really? Give it here!"
PC Druid: **Hands over the pitcher of water**
Devil: **Holds the pitcher over the pit of burning souls** "Hey, who wants a cold drink?"
PC Cleric: "That's mean even for Hell."

Though their paranoia is still working:

PC Rogue: "I check the stairs for traps."
GM: "No traps found."
PC Wizard: "Is it locked?"
Dungeon Master Digo
"I'm going to start rolling damage dice and then I'll let you know if Saving Throws even matter."

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