Re: Memorable Quotes.
So, my group wanted to do something simpler than GURPS and they managed to talk me into D&D 5E. No, I don't know how that happened. But, hey, play what your players want.
Ilia: "I plug my lute into my effects panel and jam."
Ghesh: "By effects panel, she means a stray cat."
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GM: "DC Two. If you roll a one, you think this is totally natural."
Ink: "One. That's normal."
(that was Ink's third one in a row)
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GM: "(Making random noises)"
Ink: "(waking up) Ugh! Stop it!"
GM: "There is no snooze button on this alarm."
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GM: "If I add all their attack rolls together, they still miss!"
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Ilia: "I have to figure out how my rapier works."
All other players, at once: "Pointy end goes in the other guy."
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