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Old 06-17-2013, 02:29 PM   #122
Hemlock
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

111. I am no longer allowed to have a party of eight NPCs ... an attractive human female, and 7 dwarven fighters ... encounter the PCs and tell them stories of an evil witch trying to force people to eat poisoned apples.

111a. The 7 dwarves in question are not allowed to be dressed in a different color of the Rainbow ... (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet).

111b. These dwarves are not allowed to be outrageously stereotypically 'gay' and call themselves the Rainbow Brigade and refer to their human female companion as that 'Paste-y White girl'.

111c. These eight NPCs are not allowed to defeat the PCs and turn them into cannon fodder in their quest to paint the entire campaign world in the above 7 colors).
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