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Old 12-13-2012, 01:35 PM   #33
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Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

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Originally Posted by samd6
52 Not allowed to play the atheist cleric
(How exactly does that work, that makes about as much sense as draining blood from a stone. How do you get divine powers by believing in no god)

58. I can't harvest organs off the bandits we killed to see if I can sell it to a medical college. Even if I do come up with methods of preserving them and it would benefit medical science.

59. I can't summon a giant snake in the middle of town just because I don't want to waste a couple turns later doing the summoning ritual outside the safety of the town.

60. I will never again be allowed to buy anything with even a fraction of glass if I keep throwing it at enemies eyes. Turns out giving everyone permanent blindness makes everything too easy.
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