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Old 03-11-2018, 07:12 PM   #1340
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Ana: “What can you tell me about a skull-faced ghost-weasel that controls people by sticking its tongue in their ear?”
Herb: “You’re going to have to be a bit more specific.”
Ana (genuinely gob smacked): “I, uh, thought I was.”

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Dillon (NPC): “What are you doing with this [expletive deleted]!”
Simon: “Looks like we’ve found today’s special friend.

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Ilya: “Oh, I’m supposed to hold it the other way.
GM: “It’s not bedazzled enough for you.”

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Ghesh: “Today’s lesson: always bring an extra dozen bronze dragonborn.”
Ink: “Don’t forget the pompoms.”

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GM: “And as is standard for one of my badguys: he explodes.”

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Gnaganodart: “No, they don’t usually let me have weapons here.”
Ilya: “That seems wise.”

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Ilya: “Is there supposed to be someone around to take care of you?”

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GM: “On the one face of the hammer, bejeweled into it, is Gnaganodart’s face. On the other, and this requires a sanity check, you’re pretty sure, is Gnaganodart’s butt.”
Ghesh: “Don’t look too close at the handle.”

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Ilya: “I hear you’re very fletching! Wink-wink-wink.”

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GM: “Okay, so Ilya is busy seducing another half-elf. What does everyone else want to do?”
Ink: “NOT visit Gnaganodart!”
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